MABB v6.6.6

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 02:59**

I want to try 1 week without masturbation.

I tried different times but I failed the second or third day

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 03:09**

I went the whole of January this year while staying in a caravan

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 03:10**

thats good going, caravans give me the fucking horn

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 03:32**

They are indeed sexual things, but I was with the rest of the band who aren't exactly arousing

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 03:33**

but.... why?

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 05:46**

[quote name="Devy"]They are indeed sexual things, but I was with the rest of the band who aren't exactly arousing[/quote]

ha, but you know some bands out there turn their vans into one big circle jerk

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 05:49**

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 05:59**

pass the lube big boy

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 06:01**

never gone longer than a week.

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 06:03**

you still with that same chick lummy?

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 12:13**

longest i've gone in recent memory was like... four, five days maybe? wasn't by choice really, staying in someone else's home just completely suppresses the impulse

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 16:03**

I've gone for over a week, just lacked the desire. Don't think I've ever gone for over 2 though, at least not after I discovered the world of wankles.

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 17:01**

longest ever i think would be roughly a month when i was 16 or 17, maybe slightly less, for the same reason as that more recent break (which was about a year and a half ago)

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 17:26**

[quote name="xpocalypse"]but.... why?[/quote]

there's not a real motivation, just for growing self-control

Posted: **09 Jun 2009, 23:54**

I went a month once, also for self-control.

Posted: **10 Jun 2009, 00:23**

I went two weeks once, whilst on a backpacking trip. I promptly jizzed all over the ceiling when I got home.

Posted: **10 Jun 2009, 07:14**

I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation!

Posted: **10 Jun 2009, 07:27**

Marriage is punishment for shop-lifting in some countries..

Posted: **10 Jun 2009, 07:39**

[quote name="Shredlord"]I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation!

[/quote]

I was married once and I found that to not be true

Posted: **10 Jun 2009, 08:25**

[quote name="rhino"]you still with that same chick lummy?[/quote]

indeed.

Posted: **10 Jun 2009, 11:18**

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation!

[/quote]

I was married once and I found that to not be true

[/quote]

Did you marry a woman?

Posted: **10 Jun 2009, 18:04**

I failed again

Posted: **10 Jun 2009, 23:33**

[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]I've found marriage to be a good cure for masturbation!

[/quote]

I was married once and I found that to not be true

[/quote]

Did you marry a woman?

[/quote]

Yes I did. You are apparently not married to a woman who is like 99.99999% of the female gender.

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 00:21**

[quote name="abzu"]Yes I did. You are apparently not married to a woman who is like 99.99999% of the female gender.[/quote]

Don't get me wrong--we don't have non-stop sex--just enough to keep the urges at bay!

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 01:24**

Pre-marriage sex with my ex was fucking awesome. I think instead of getting hitched, we should have just broken up.

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 01:32**

I could probably do more than two weeks but I don't like to cum in my sleep. Using Wolfram Alpha I just found that my penis is 1 inch longer than I thought. Using Wolfram Alpha I can also multiply the average penis length with other interesting parameters.

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 01:43**

what the fucking hell is "Wolfram Alpha" ?

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 01:44**

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 01:46**

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 02:14**

[quote name="D.O.A."]I could probably do more than two weeks but I don't like to cum in my sleep. Using Wolfram Alpha I just found that my penis is 1 inch longer than I thought. Using Wolfram Alpha I can also multiply the average penis length with other interesting parameters.

[/quote]

You sound like a bot in this post

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 02:18**

I think you might be on to something there Ninny

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 02:21**

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 02:23**

about a week for me

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 05:48**

[quote name="D.O.A."]I could probably do more than two weeks but I don't like to cum in my sleep. Using Wolfram Alpha I just found that my penis is 1 inch longer than I thought. Using Wolfram Alpha I can also multiply the average penis length with other interesting parameters.

[/quote]

How did you do this?

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 07:06**

Wolfram Alpha is

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 12:55**

yeah, i read that, and went to the site. I am inquiring on what he put in there to realize his penis is an inch longer than he thought

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 17:28**

If you want see your penis bigger you should simply use this shit

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 17:56**

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 21:02**

No wait, I confused my height with the length of my penis.

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 21:27**

Posted: **11 Jun 2009, 22:24**

Converting from centimeters to inches confused me.

Posted: **12 Jun 2009, 00:55**

if i'm not getting it on a regular basis, i can't go more than a couple of weeks without double-clicking the mouse.

Posted: **12 Jun 2009, 01:05**

[quote name="erica"]if i'm not getting it on a regular basis, i can't go more than a couple of weeks without double-clicking the mouse.[/quote]

I'm pretty good with a scroll wheel mouse.

Posted: **12 Jun 2009, 01:06**

[quote name="erica"]if i'm not getting it on a regular basis, i can't go more than a couple of weeks without double-clicking the mouse.[/quote]

ahaha I love you

Posted: **12 Jun 2009, 04:45**

Posted: **12 Jun 2009, 05:17**

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