attn: east coast MABB folk
Posted: 06 Jun 2009, 13:26
in a few weeks, i will be making a trek from south carolina to masschusetts via motorcar. it is a harrowing drive, and although it can be done between wake and sleep, i'd prefer not to approach it that way, and so i come to you, my good people, with a humble request.
is there anyone between these two places willing to put me up for a night? i can promise a couple of things: first, i am about a tenth the douche i am in person as i am on the internet (i am sure there are at least like two people here that can vouch for this). second, i will provide whatever manner of alcohol you would prefer (chances are, this is more fun and cheaper than me burning a hundo on a cheap motel room).
pratt promise number three: you don't have to ask me to leave, i get the message. remember the three promises: i am not a lawyer, i won't try to have sex with you, and i will leave when things get uncomfortable!
we could have quality times and brews/spirits, talk music, discuss bard-lingo, and establish in-jokes which we could lord over the greater bard-populace for years to come. if you have any interest in accomodating me, or perhaps know a former-yet-no-longer-active member of the bard who would have interest in this endeavor, please do not hesitate to reply here or PM me or have someone email me (you will have to PM me for the appropriate email address).
thank you,
i am hideously drunk (but a hundred percent genuine in my line of questioning),
stormy, stormicus, the drunken sward lady, el stormo, et cetera
is there anyone between these two places willing to put me up for a night? i can promise a couple of things: first, i am about a tenth the douche i am in person as i am on the internet (i am sure there are at least like two people here that can vouch for this). second, i will provide whatever manner of alcohol you would prefer (chances are, this is more fun and cheaper than me burning a hundo on a cheap motel room).
pratt promise number three: you don't have to ask me to leave, i get the message. remember the three promises: i am not a lawyer, i won't try to have sex with you, and i will leave when things get uncomfortable!
we could have quality times and brews/spirits, talk music, discuss bard-lingo, and establish in-jokes which we could lord over the greater bard-populace for years to come. if you have any interest in accomodating me, or perhaps know a former-yet-no-longer-active member of the bard who would have interest in this endeavor, please do not hesitate to reply here or PM me or have someone email me (you will have to PM me for the appropriate email address).
thank you,
i am hideously drunk (but a hundred percent genuine in my line of questioning),
stormy, stormicus, the drunken sward lady, el stormo, et cetera