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vice squad found him after receiving an anonymous tip

Posted: 16 Apr 2009, 21:57
by Mesarthim
Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk



A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, vice squad said.



Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, vice squad told a local newspaper.



It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.



"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a vice squad official told The Daily News.



You think?



Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old sexy leopard elevator, according to the News.



It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all.



He's recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment.

Re: vice squad found him after receiving an anonymous tip

Posted: 16 Apr 2009, 22:35
by shadowalk
:oldryan:

Re: vice squad found him after receiving an anonymous tip

Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 00:16
by Haunty
That's nuts.

Re: vice squad found him after receiving an anonymous tip

Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 06:22
by Holocaust
No, it was the tip.





Jeez.



:rimshot:

Re: vice squad found him after receiving an anonymous tip

Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 06:33
by Haunty
Glad somebody saw that setup and took it.







Ok, now who the fuck keeps lighting off firecrackers in front of my house? Damn kids. Not even night time yet. :ra: