drunk
Posted: 08 May 2009, 07:54
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Re: drunk
Posted: 08 May 2009, 08:14
was drunk tuesday night after going to double OT in pong, good times
Re: drunk
Posted: 08 May 2009, 08:37
You're drunk now and haven't sexed my phone? WTF, Mark. 
Re: drunk
Posted: 08 May 2009, 09:02
I'll never remember the night I observed a game of beer pong and was talked into drinking for both sides. Or was it five games? I'd already put back my own 6er and some Jameson at that point. Dear fuck did I used to drink myself retarded. I would have fucked a boulder and a tree. I probably have.
That makes me want to get drunk and fuck an inanimate object. Or an animate one.
That makes me want to get drunk and fuck an inanimate object. Or an animate one.
Re: drunk
Posted: 08 May 2009, 12:26
I butt fucked a home gymnasium once
Re: drunk
Posted: 09 May 2009, 01:45
Re: drunk
Posted: 09 May 2009, 03:30
sexual chocolate
Re: drunk
Posted: 09 May 2009, 09:09
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]You're drunk now and haven't sexed my phone? WTF, Mark. [/quote]
He hasn't performed scientific observations to determine whether your phone is male or female? Dickweed!!!
[/quote]He hasn't performed scientific observations to determine whether your phone is male or female? Dickweed!!!
Re: drunk
Posted: 10 May 2009, 06:10
EXACTLY!
Re: drunk
Posted: 10 May 2009, 12:47
YOU AND I WILL ROUGH HIM UP!
Re: drunk
Posted: 10 May 2009, 13:52
I haven't sexed anyones phone tonight. I remember last night I texted someone and told them I might be going to jail. Fun times