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I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 00:49
by Devy
And when it's long enough I'm going to file it into the shape of my front door key. That'll save pocket space :xx:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 00:50
by scunt.
A fellating lover of mine grew his pinky nail out one time so he could open blunts up easier. I don't know if this is relevant, however.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 00:52
by scarica
[quote name="Devy"]And when it's long enough I'm going to file it into the shape of my front door key. That'll save pocket space :xx:[/quote]



haha silly devy! if you attempt said, i wanna see pix! take them before you try it cuz i'm sure an attempt to do said will tear the nail off.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 00:54
by Devy
[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="Devy"]And when it's long enough I'm going to file it into the shape of my front door key. That'll save pocket space :xx:[/quote]



haha silly devy! if you attempt said, i wanna see pix! take them before you try it cuz i'm sure an attempt to do said will tear the nail off.[/quote]



I'll cover it in adamantium nail polish

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 00:54
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
This thread reminds that I need to cut my feet's nails :oldryan:



tnks devy :santa:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 00:56
by scarica
feet :frown:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:01
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
feetphobic???

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:02
by Devy
I WON'T LET YOU HIJACK THIS THREAD!

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:02
by scarica
not really phobic...i just hate feet.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:03
by scarica
[quote name="Devy"]I WON'T LET YOU HIJACK THIS THREAD![/quote]

:tit:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:04
by Devy
Tits are acceptable

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:04
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="erica"]not really phobic...i just hate feet.[/quote]





Nice feet on women are :jizz:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:15
by TamPron
I like Shoe

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:18
by Devy
Donkeytron >

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:20
by TamPron
:huh:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:23
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="TAM TAM"]I like Shoe[/quote]





I like me slutty shoes

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:23
by TamPron
I know this, and I love you for it

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:30
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
:hard-on bearer:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:35
by scarica
i like to throw shoes like boomerangs

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 01:36
by Teignub
[quote name="Devy"]And when it's long enough I'm going to file it into the shape of my front door key. That'll save pocket space :xx:[/quote]



now this is a fantastic idea. :alien:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 04:02
by Ninny
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="erica"]not really phobic...i just hate feet.[/quote]





Nice feet on women are :jizz:[/quote]

:santa:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 04:25
by xpocalypse
what do you prefer footjob or footfuck?

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 05:14
by Haunty
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="erica"]not really phobic...i just hate feet.[/quote]





Nice feet on women are :jizz:[/quote]



Indeed.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 05:54
by scarica
but theyre feet!

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 05:56
by Haunty
Really? I've heard otherwise.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 05:58
by scarica
:oof:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:00
by Haunty
Sexy vice squad brutality is sexy.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:02
by scarica
just as long as you don't have a vienna sausage sized wang :idea:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:10
by Haunty
Madam, I am astonished at your shallowness. I withdraw my offer.



Plus, no, it's bigger than that. :p

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:15
by scarica
that's good to hear or a tasing would be in order!

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:16
by Haunty
Tasing is less sexy. You can spank me if you want to, though.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:24
by scarica
you bad boy you

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:40
by Haunty
Tell me, what are your thoughts on furry handcuffs.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:44
by scarica
they are for pussies

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:39
by Haunty
I agree. I prefer to be chained to the bed with actual chains. Or barbed wire. :kinkyneck:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:40
by TamPron
i want to tie sexigranny 2 a bed with a 40 foot dildo

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:49
by Mr. P
How can you tie someone to a beg with a dildo?

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:50
by TamPron
what?

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 13:01
by Mr. P
[quote name="TAM TAM"]i want to tie sexigranny 2 a bed with a 40 foot dildo[/quote]



[quote name="Pentelesh"]How can you tie someone to a beg with a dildo?[/quote]



THAT ! and a half.

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 13:01
by TamPron
:huh:

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 13:45
by Haunty
How can you tie someone to a bed with a 40-foot dildo?

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 14:31
by TamPron
this is why it needs to be said length

Re: I'm growing the nail on my left thumb

Posted: 06 May 2009, 18:48
by scarica
that would definitely be something i haven't done before.