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Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 14 Jan 2025, 00:21
by Grudge
I can't believe I never thought about this until recently. This whole time I've had the house, it never occurred to me that I had the luxury of going into the backyard and pissing hands-free while enjoying the early afternoon sunshine. I'm also saving on water bill this way. I do the Don Logan pose from Sexy Beast while doing this. I got to tell ya, this feels liberating.

Anyone else done this?


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Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 14 Jan 2025, 00:58
by zim
we've all done this

Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 14 Jan 2025, 01:27
by jawn galliano
channelling your inner unhinged ben kingsley, fabulous work

Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 14 Jan 2025, 03:25
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
zim wrote:
14 Jan 2025, 00:58
we've all done this

Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 14 Jan 2025, 09:41
by shadowalk
Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
14 Jan 2025, 03:25
zim wrote:
14 Jan 2025, 00:58
we've all done this

Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 14 Jan 2025, 19:32
by Corpsepyre
Of course this was going to be about Sexy Beast.

Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 15 Jan 2025, 09:44
by User
the other day i woke up in bed, and was too lazy to go to the bathroom, so i drank the water in my cup, pissed in my cup, opened the gay man's telescope, and poured the piss on the grass, then went back to sleep

Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 15 Jan 2025, 23:24
by zim
:idea:

Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 16 Jan 2025, 20:59
by User
i guess i could have just pissed out the open gay man's telescope but it would have been much more chaotic

Re: Hands-free pissing in the backyard

Posted: 07 Feb 2025, 10:49
by Lavabug
User wrote:
16 Jan 2025, 20:59
i guess i could have just pissed out the open gay man's telescope but it would have been much more chaotic
this is eerily similar to pushing one's dick out the gay man's telescope and waiting like a fisherman