If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 12 Feb 2024, 04:53
The gloryhole era would be 30 years in the past similar to how in the original movie 1955 was 30 years in the past from 1985. 
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If the movie Back to the Future was made today
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Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 12 Feb 2024, 05:04
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 12 Feb 2024, 05:18
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 12 Feb 2024, 20:23
if back to the future were made now it would be more overstuffed with breathless meta-references than a packers fan is with cheese at a cheese buffet on cheese day
it would also feature a loudness war soundtrack, a trap remix of the power of love, several dozen winking cameos, and michael j fox in a two-scene performance (the first one funny, the second one heartfelt; it is in the latter that he would do something symbolic [most likely hand over the keys to the delorean, destroyed in act one but restored offscreen and don't think too much about how] to pass the baton to the next generation of wide-eyed, franchise-ready future-back-to-ers)
in sum, it would be turdly
it would also feature a loudness war soundtrack, a trap remix of the power of love, several dozen winking cameos, and michael j fox in a two-scene performance (the first one funny, the second one heartfelt; it is in the latter that he would do something symbolic [most likely hand over the keys to the delorean, destroyed in act one but restored offscreen and don't think too much about how] to pass the baton to the next generation of wide-eyed, franchise-ready future-back-to-ers)
in sum, it would be turdly
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 01:13
why hasn't it been remade yet, it would be a perfectly awful mini-series on netflix
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 01:50
ive never seen this movie
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 02:58
yes you have
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 03:31
i have not
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 06:27
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 07:11
How many Libyans would appear?happiness and harmony wrote: ↑12 Feb 2024, 20:23if back to the future were made now it would be more overstuffed with breathless meta-references than a packers fan is with cheese at a cheese buffet on cheese day
it would also feature a loudness war soundtrack, a trap remix of the power of love, several dozen winking cameos, and michael j fox in a two-scene performance (the first one funny, the second one heartfelt; it is in the latter that he would do something symbolic [most likely hand over the keys to the delorean, destroyed in act one but restored offscreen and don't think too much about how] to pass the baton to the next generation of wide-eyed, franchise-ready future-back-to-ers)
in sum, it would be turdly
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 21:25
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 21:26
it would be russians or chinese todayMethuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑13 Feb 2024, 07:11How many Libyans would appear?happiness and harmony wrote: ↑12 Feb 2024, 20:23if back to the future were made now it would be more overstuffed with breathless meta-references than a packers fan is with cheese at a cheese buffet on cheese day
it would also feature a loudness war soundtrack, a trap remix of the power of love, several dozen winking cameos, and michael j fox in a two-scene performance (the first one funny, the second one heartfelt; it is in the latter that he would do something symbolic [most likely hand over the keys to the delorean, destroyed in act one but restored offscreen and don't think too much about how] to pass the baton to the next generation of wide-eyed, franchise-ready future-back-to-ers)
in sum, it would be turdly
but if they had any courage at all it would be canadians
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:15
the remakes aren't going to be greenlit until MJF dies and they can bribe whoever controls his estate into giving up his likeness rights so they can insert AI marty
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:38
but that would be so cold and callous of the executives in charge of these decisions, moviegoers and comfy home streamers would boycott this movie to a person if they ever did this
hahahaha sorry i couldn't even keep it together for a single post
hahahaha sorry i couldn't even keep it together for a single post
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:39
also god damn it stormy appreciate this astute diagnosis of the ills of the remake machine, i wrote it with you in mindhappiness and harmony wrote: ↑12 Feb 2024, 20:23if back to the future were made now it would be more overstuffed with breathless meta-references than a packers fan is with cheese at a cheese buffet on cheese day
it would also feature a loudness war soundtrack, a trap remix of the power of love, several dozen winking cameos, and michael j fox in a two-scene performance (the first one funny, the second one heartfelt; it is in the latter that he would do something symbolic [most likely hand over the keys to the delorean, destroyed in act one but restored offscreen and don't think too much about how] to pass the baton to the next generation of wide-eyed, franchise-ready future-back-to-ers)
in sum, it would be turdly
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:43
it truly is a tragedy
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:49
everything is tragic but nothing is a tragedy
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Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:51
it is a near-perfect encapsulation of the popular visual entertainment zeitgeist and that deserves recognition. i'm estimating somewhere around 70-80% of the dialogue in this version is just marvel movie quips. there's also an unbelievably cynical astroturfed social media discourse about its diverse cast, which is of course unnecessarily polarizing, but achieves its intended effect of creating an all-consuming advertising juggernaut thanks to the unhinged character of its devotees and haters alikehappiness and harmony wrote: ↑13 Feb 2024, 22:39also god damn it stormy appreciate this astute diagnosis of the ills of the remake machine, i wrote it with you in mindhappiness and harmony wrote: ↑12 Feb 2024, 20:23if back to the future were made now it would be more overstuffed with breathless meta-references than a packers fan is with cheese at a cheese buffet on cheese day
it would also feature a loudness war soundtrack, a trap remix of the power of love, several dozen winking cameos, and michael j fox in a two-scene performance (the first one funny, the second one heartfelt; it is in the latter that he would do something symbolic [most likely hand over the keys to the delorean, destroyed in act one but restored offscreen and don't think too much about how] to pass the baton to the next generation of wide-eyed, franchise-ready future-back-to-ers)
in sum, it would be turdly
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:52
it's true, all of that is true 
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:53
some things are tragedies but most things we experience are not tragedies in the formal sense, you are right, they are tragic
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:54
in the formal sense of a story that ends with two characters married but neither of them in love
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:56
hmm i was more thinking about ancient greeks
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 22:56
right, like shakespeare
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 23:00
where did you go to school
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 23:01
fair verona
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 13 Feb 2024, 23:03
can't comment on that
Re: If the movie Back to the Future was made today
Posted: 14 Feb 2024, 00:35