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Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:06
by zim
Over 100 deaths so far I think? Mostly in Mexico but it is starting to press to the US. :oldryan:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:09
by TamPron
fuck this shit, i love pork

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:30
by Haunty
Pig flu? Noooo!!! Beef ribs are an abomination I refuse to resort to!! :ra: :ra: :ra: :ra:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:34
by zim
hmm, there has been a case reported in Ohio. I'm considering wearing a face mask since I work at fucking walmart and 5 million people come through there a day

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:36
by Haunty
You'll be fine, Wal-Mart is a second home to only the healthiest class of Americans.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:40
by zim
[quote name="HbW"]You'll be fine, Wal-Mart is a second home to only the healthiest class of Americans.[/quote]



i know right? i mean, i don't see obvious signs of inbreeding everyday! and the redneck employee I work with doesn't spit tobacco in the back room at all! regardless of us working in the grocery department.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:42
by TamPron
sam walton

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 16:58
by Haunty
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="HbW"]You'll be fine, Wal-Mart is a second home to only the healthiest class of Americans.[/quote]



i know right? i mean, i don't see obvious signs of inbreeding everyday! and the redneck employee I work with doesn't spit tobacco in the back room at all! regardless of us working in the grocery department.[/quote]



Plus, Wal-Mart offers medical insurance in case you get butt-fucked by some nasty pig virus.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 17:04
by OJ8
Ah, I love universal healthcare.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 20:03
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
animal diseases :frown:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 20:05
by Grudge
[quote name="zim"]Over 100 deaths so far I think? Mostly in Mexico but it is starting to press to the US. :oldryan:[/quote]



play video games stop worrying about the news

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 20:20
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]
[quote name="zim"]Over 100 deaths so far I think? Mostly in Mexico but it is starting to press to the US. :oldryan:[/quote]



play video games stop worrying about the news[/quote]



:krinor: :krinor: :krinor: :krinor: :krinor: :krinor: :krinor:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 20:33
by Mesarthim
man-bird-pig flu

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 20:40
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
I remember the period of the "Mad-cow" here; bad period really. A lot of cows killed

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 20:45
by Mesarthim
why do they call what women get PMS?







because Mad Cow was already taken. :rshot:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 21:58
by Ninny
Now it's reached europe, can't those mexicans keep their filth to themselves :frown:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 22:02
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="Ninny"]Now it's reached europe, can't those mexicans keep their filth to themselves :frown:[/quote]



A collegue of my mother is now in mexico for the honey moon with his husband.... I really really hope they will not bring the shit here

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 22:03
by scarica
:piss2: it's the touring gringos bringing it back :piss1:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 22:32
by scarica
:god: THE END IS NIGH! :god:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 23:30
by Rob
so we've lost all our money and now we're going to die because some mexican fucked a pig :greenie:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 23:53
by scarica
it was me it was me!

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 23:55
by TamPron
oh my.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 00:47
by zim
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]
[quote name="zim"]Over 100 deaths so far I think? Mostly in Mexico but it is starting to press to the US. :oldryan:[/quote]



play video games stop worrying about the news[/quote]



i can't, my hard drive blew up and I am waiting for the company to send me a new one.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 01:10
by Rob
Image ?

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 02:17
by Lavabug
[quote name="Rob"]Image ?[/quote]

That's okahoma slamma technology.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 03:17
by OJ8
The only bad thing about this swine flu-pandemic is that it won't kill any jews or muslims. Badam tish :rshot:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 03:18
by jawn galliano
HIYOOOOOOOOOOO

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 03:32
by Ninny
:ryan:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 04:23
by Lavabug
[quote name="OJ8"]The only bad thing about this swine flu-pandemic is that it won't kill any jews or muslims. Badam tish :rshot:[/quote]

:clap:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 05:17
by Rob
[quote name="Lavabug"]That's okahoma slamma technology.[/quote]



the nintendo 64 is mankinds greatest achievement

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 05:38
by jawn galliano
i will be going thru a few airports this week. hopefully none of them have service to mexico! :redneck:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 06:32
by Haunty
Who do you think is handling your baggage when you're at the airport? It ain't be the French. :huh:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:00
by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man
porcine meat is rancid and disgusting anyway. good riddance :santa:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:07
by Haunty
Well, you're entitled to your opinion, and I am likewise entitled to your share of the delicious meat bath banquet. :tvrkey:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 09:18
by Abzu
I did some reading...



There are a lot of conspiracy theory videos (ie. Alex Jones shit) pressing the idea that this is a man made virus they are testing on us. Hah. After watching all of these videos, I just do not see any real indication that this is a man-made, genetically-altered strain of influenza. The premise for this notion seems to be founded in the fact that the US cases have not had any pig contact -- that they were spread from human to human.



Swine flu is caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H2N3, H3N1, and H3N2. H3N2 is the subtype that has the human, avian and swine lineages. Zoonosis, the spread of a virus from one species to another, is the way swine flu is typically in contracted by people. The reassortment from zoonosis to human-to-human spread is genetically feasible without any conspiratorial human intervention (ie. in a lab) because swine flu is an orthomyxoviridae, thus its genome is packaged in 8 pieces.



Anyway, this isn't like mad cow. This is just a particularly nasty flu strain. AND, by the way, anyone who loves them some bacon or other pork products should know that this virus cannot be spread through food. You will not catch it from eating of a pig that had it. this is good because I do love me some fucking bacon.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 09:57
by zim
[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="Rob"]Image ?[/quote]

That's okahoma slamma technology.[/quote]



I would love to play my N64, I have everything, all my games, ect. But I'm missing one of the goddamn wires you plug into the power outlet. :fuckoff: :ra:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 10:01
by jawn galliano
fucking, wow. that's like less than a week of exposure and the illuminati are involved now



i want to strangle conspiracy theorists, so bad

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 10:12
by Abzu
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]fucking, wow. that's like less than a week of exposure and the illuminati are involved now



i want to strangle conspiracy theorists, so bad[/quote]



This.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 10:25
by Redd
[quote name="abzu"]I did some reading...



There are a lot of conspiracy theory videos (ie. Alex Jones shit) pressing the idea that this is a man made virus they are testing on us. Hah. After watching all of these videos, I just do not see any real indication that this is a man-made, genetically-altered strain of influenza. The premise for this notion seems to be founded in the fact that the US cases have not had any pig contact -- that they were spread from human to human.



Swine flu is caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H2N3, H3N1, and H3N2. H3N2 is the subtype that has the human, avian and swine lineages. Zoonosis, the spread of a virus from one species to another, is the way swine flu is typically in contracted by people. The reassortment from zoonosis to human-to-human spread is genetically feasible without any conspiratorial human intervention (ie. in a lab) because swine flu is an orthomyxoviridae, thus its genome is packaged in 8 pieces.



Anyway, this isn't like mad cow. This is just a particularly nasty flu strain. AND, by the way, anyone who loves them some bacon or other pork products should know that this virus cannot be spread through food. You will not catch it from eating of a pig that had it. this is good because I do love me some fucking bacon.[/quote]



:lol: Apparently Jones and friends have never heard of the Black Death, which was spread from rats/fleas to humans, who then gave it to more humans.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 11:30
by jawn galliano
APPARENTLY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE US GOVERNMENT



THEY CREATED AIDS IN A LAB BECAUSE THEY HATE BLACKS AND GAYS



SHEEP

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 11:44
by Grudge
the spanish flu killed 100 million people



i was like woah! when i read that on cnn

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 11:46
by Grudge
THANK GOD FOR DEAD AMERICANS



wanklets die. God Laughs.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 12:49
by zim
I don't know if you specifically needed to quote that phrase but <!-- m -->http://www.godhatesfags.com/<!-- m -->

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 12:59
by Noyka
It's treatable with tamaflu, from what I understand it's nto horrible if caught early. We're due for a pandemic so I understand what all the fuss is over.

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 13:13
by Grudge
wanklets ARE GOING TO DIE



GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR SMEARING DYKE SHIT OVER YOURSELVES

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 13:18
by zim
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]wanklets ARE GOING TO DIE



GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR SMEARING DYKE SHIT OVER YOURSELVES[/quote]



:kiss:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 15:47
by baron von blondle
it's not real. the govermnents of the world made it up so we are forced to stop having sex with pigs and then have microchips embedded in our brains so they can scan us and make us into blood-food and parasitic hosts for the insectoid master race.



FACT!



:god:

Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 16:36
by Haunty
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Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 16:46
by baron von blondle
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Re: Swine Flu

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 16:48
by zim
This is it. The end of the world will be caused by Swine Flu. '



damn we humans suck.