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signing a book deal

Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 11:57
by User
in four hours and fifteen minutes

with any luck, will be a published author by 2020

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 12:25
by vO)))id
:shock:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 15:35
by droidspawn
i'd guess for all your travellin' endeavors?

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 19:03
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Boof it

A beginners guide to anal storage

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 22:40
by zim
can I get a tl;dr

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 07 Mar 2019, 22:46
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Use lube
No sharp edges
Flared bases are ideal

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 00:14
by shadowalk
a book about MABB :grim:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 02:21
by zim
i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 02:28
by vO)))id
zim wrote:i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative
wearing corpse paint :grim:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 05:14
by jawn galliano
hot diggity damn congrats dude

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 06:07
by droidspawn
zim wrote:i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative

Nah that’ll be inside the front cover on the inner half sleeve that wraps around aka the dust jacket

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 08:25
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
So where does the big gay pool party go?

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 10:29
by droidspawn
On your hard drive for your kids to one day find :redneck:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 12:47
by vO)))id
:lol:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 13:58
by droidspawn
"uhh dad?"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHAT THE FUCK...."

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 16:18
by User
i signed it, it happened. this is the photo i sent to my girlfriend, one ex-girlfriend and my mother.
53473739_783162175401795_2871618819187539968_n.jpg
they will give me USD $35,000 but i have to do a lot of research, pay a translator and photographer so i will only bank like $7000 of it. but then i get royalties after the first 2000 copies sell ... if they sell

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 17:05
by droidspawn
well i would maybe buy one if you tell me WHAT THE FUCK ITS ABOUT mate :luke::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

:psycho: :psycho: :inram: :lummo: :abu: :avo: :xx:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 18:41
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
jorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find :redneck:
I've already got it framed and hanging in the house

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 19:38
by vO)))id
jorsh wrote:well i would maybe buy one if you tell me WHAT THE FUCK ITS ABOUT mate :luke::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

:psycho: :psycho: :inram: :lummo: :abu: :avo: :xx:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 19:49
by shadowalk
it's about MABB

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 08 Mar 2019, 22:42
by Abzu
I'm going to buy the fuck out of a copy.

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 09 Mar 2019, 02:49
by droidspawn
Nick wrote:
jorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find :redneck:
I've already got it framed and hanging in the house
:lol:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 21 Mar 2019, 19:32
by agony bagony
i'll buy one and steal a bunch more :beer:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 09 Sep 2021, 12:09
by User
so covid and then the military coup and everything kind of fucked all this over

now i have a new publisher in thailand and hopefully it will be out before christmas, with USA distribution!

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 09 Sep 2021, 12:11
by User
Image

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 09 Sep 2021, 12:42
by zim
well where can i order it

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 09 Sep 2021, 12:51
by User
it will be distributed through university of washington press and will be in their catalogue soon

unfortunately there is no pizza in the book

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 09 Sep 2021, 13:52
by Verbal
Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
08 Mar 2019, 18:41
jorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find :redneck:
I've already got it framed and hanging in the house
i assumed your wallpaper, curtains, and kids clothes and were just that image repeated over and over again

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 09 Sep 2021, 13:52
by Verbal
User wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:57
in four hours and fifteen minutes

with any luck, will be a published author by 2020
what

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 00:48
by Z's bouncy tits
How did you go about getting published?

Busy writing a book and would like to get it published out there.

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 01:38
by agony bagony
well this is good news from the luke person

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 02:28
by Grudge
User wrote:
08 Mar 2019, 16:18
i signed it, it happened. this is the photo i sent to my girlfriend, one ex-girlfriend and my mother.

53473739_783162175401795_2871618819187539968_n.jpg

they will give me USD $35,000 but i have to do a lot of research, pay a translator and photographer so i will only bank like $7000 of it. but then i get royalties after the first 2000 copies sell ... if they sell

Is the book about those massive teeth?

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 03:09
by bills bro
massive? they seem pretty normal, nice smile

just be nice dude

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 03:10
by Noyka
Exciting news it went through, Congrats! I’d buy it, its fun lesrning about other cultures.

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 11:16
by User
that's the spirit!

i remember taking that photo when i signed the contract, that was a good time. pre-covid and pre-coup

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 17:28
by agony bagony
bills bro wrote:
10 Sep 2021, 03:09
massive? they seem pretty normal, nice smile

just be nice dude
they really are not massive teeth, inram was just reaching like ted cruz going after patton oswalt

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 17:48
by Verbal
i did notice very large teeth

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 19:13
by zim
it's all those myanmar drinks

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 10 Sep 2021, 23:50
by Grudge
Anyway congratulations Mr Luke on your book deal. Hopefully it's the first of many. If you become a really successful / famous writer are you still going to continue to visit this board?

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 11 Sep 2021, 23:09
by User
i will not become a successful or famous writer so i will never have to make that decision

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 11 Sep 2021, 23:13
by Verbal
you should make a masterclass

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 12 Sep 2021, 06:48
by zim
if i become successful or famous i will immediately forget mabb, see ya suckers

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 12 Sep 2021, 06:51
by Verbal
what would you even be successful at?

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 12 Sep 2021, 06:53
by zim
it doesn't take much these days to be a celebrity

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 12 Sep 2021, 06:54
by Verbal
and yet here we are

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 12 Sep 2021, 10:25
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
zim wrote:
12 Sep 2021, 06:48
if i become successful or famous i will immediately forget mabb, see ya suckers
Calling bullshit on that one buddy

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 12 Sep 2021, 10:26
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Verbal wrote:
12 Sep 2021, 06:51
what would you even be successful at?
Pizza obviously

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 12 Sep 2021, 13:27
by Verbal
Verbal wrote:
10 Sep 2021, 17:48
i did notice very large teeth
i meant to write, "i didnt notice very large teeth"

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 25 Oct 2021, 18:47
by User
i am so close

so so so close

to finally getting this over and done with

:eek:

Re: signing a book deal

Posted: 29 Oct 2021, 11:19
by User
i sent it to the publisher

thank you for your support