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have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:26
by User
have you ever broken shit whilst headbanging solo in the comforts of your own home?



i get in moods where i am so wrapped up in the music that i have accidentally broken many things, including a chair, two lamps, table leg, and probably more stuff i can't remember



when a song hits the spot i have a tendency to stand in the centre of the room, close my eyes, headbang and air guitar to a destructive zenith

of course it depends where i am, if i am in a car then the seatbelt helps



i think it is healthy, it fills me with appreciation and wonder, it is a form of dance



most serious :santa:

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:28
by TamPron
:lol:



I get like this sometimes, usually when i drink, but i can't recall ever having broken anything

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:29
by zim
can't say i've ever broken anything whilst preforming this ancient ritual but i agree with you on the whole subject. :xx: i like to scream along with the songs too..

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:30
by jawn galliano
i haven't broken anything but i have injured myself doing this once or twice

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:37
by User
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]i haven't broken anything but i have injured myself doing this once or twice[/quote]



story time



also - how about knocking shit over? i broke my laptop twice in high school when i knocked pepsi onto the keyboard (only once was metal related though)



it IS an ancient ritual; one of the greatest mysteries of humankind is our ability to keep a beat, we have been doing it since monkey days, and dancing to it. i think metal inspires a much more visceral and dynamic physical reaction to the music - hyper-classical! there is some new book comparing nietzche's views on the dyonisian with metal that i want to read, it is called 'leave those kids alone' or something (in reference to pink floyd) anyway i will buy it soon

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:42
by Mr. P
I've smashed my head to a rocking chair and got my hair stuck to a lamp. That's about it.

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:45
by jawn galliano
they weren't serious injuries really, i was just jamming out to something or another and lost track of myself in the kitchen. i ended up bashing my head into a counter and then falling over.



on two separate occasions :oops:



on one of them, i was wasted, and had no recollection of this at all. my brother told me the story the next day, and i scoffed at him, because i seriously thought he was recalling the previous incident. sure enough, as i scoffed away, i reached to the back of my head to feel around, there was a tremendous lump right on top of my skull, haha.



actually almost the same thing happened too when i was about 17, only it was in my fellating lover's driveway, and instead of a counter, it was the hubcap of his parent's car. i put a glorious dent in that thing

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:50
by FUKKET
a brother or sister's toy i think when i was a teen

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:52
by TamPron
i like to step on thingsss

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:17
by Noyka
When I was younger (like 13) I literally threw myself through the sheetrock in our old house twice while jaming to music.

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:18
by TamPron
I bet your parent or guardian was happy

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:19
by Noyka
I was in big trouble both times, obviously

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:21
by TamPron
did you finger your asshole afterwards?

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 14:05
by zim
[quote name="TAM TAM"]did you finger your asshole afterwards?[/quote]



:lol: :lol:

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 14:39
by OJ8
I once managed to break a sunroof whilst headbanging to Sadistik Exekution in some dude's car :xx:

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 16:35
by FUKKET
[quote name="OJ8"]I once managed to break a sunroof whilst headbanging to Sadistik Exekution in some dude's car :xx:[/quote]



Sad Ex :grimbeard:

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 20:28
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
I broke many doors inside my house while listening music or for rage outburst







my mum always complains about this :greenie:

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 20:48
by Mesarthim
1 hanging mirror

1 lamp

1 cheap office chair

several glasses, usually with something in them.

1 dish

a couple of holes in the wall of my bedroom.

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 23:49
by scarica
lummy's an expensive housemate

Re: have you ever broken shit

Posted: 25 Apr 2009, 20:33
by Mesarthim
luckily most of that happened when I was still living with my parents. the only thing i've really broken up here has been glasses.