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How classical was your morning?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 12:27
by Mr. P
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 12:30
by cat hallucination
my morning was that. and was my afternoon nap. but as usual, now i'm wired and will probably be up until late morning.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 18:03
by Abzu
I want to go back to bed.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 18:55
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
:tvrkey: :tvrkey: :tvrkey: :tvrkey:

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 22:25
by Hugo.
I was up early. Then i skipped my first class cos i was tired. My second class was cancelled so i came home and started doing the dishes. A fucking glass broke while i was cleaning it and i cut my hand open

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 23:03
by zim
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]A fucking glass broke while i was cleaning it and i cut my hand open

[/quote]
that happened to my sister once, she had to get over 20 stiches

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 23:05
by cat hallucination
a buddy of mine almost died from a catfish fin cut to some big artery in the leg.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:15
by Hugo.
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]A fucking glass broke while i was cleaning it and i cut my hand open

[/quote]
that happened to my sister once, she had to get over 20 stiches

[/quote]
Amazingly, it's all the proof i need, besides my short sightedness, that god doesnt exist and if he does he's a cunt. Fuck AIDS fuck world debt, fuck 911. Slight blidness and a cut hand is enough evidence for me.
Mind you, it wasn't 20-stitches-bad. Hope your sis was fine.

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:30
by zim
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]A fucking glass broke while i was cleaning it and i cut my hand open

[/quote]
that happened to my sister once, she had to get over 20 stiches

[/quote]
Amazingly, it's all the proof i need, besides my short sightedness, that god doesnt exist and if he does he's a cunt. Fuck AIDS fuck world debt, fuck 911. Slight blidness and a cut hand is enough evidence for me.
Mind you, it wasn't 20-stitches-bad. Hope your sis was fine.

[/quote]
she was fine, that was like 20 years ago
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:37
by zim
I just got a call from my mom saying that my dad cut his arm at work and now he's at the hospital getting stitches.. how ironic
today is shaping just fine!

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:41
by Verbal
If anyone here was going to kill themself, how would they do it?
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:42
by cat hallucination
gun to head. how about you?
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:48
by bills bro
i'd swim out from the beach as far as i could and then drown from exhaustion
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:48
by cat hallucination
sounds like a blast.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:50
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
i was at work all morning

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 03:56
by Hugo.
[quote name="sade"]i'd swim out from the beach as far as i could and then drown from exhaustion[/quote]
Wow, that to me sounds slightly masochistic. I guess thats suicide in a nutshell, though.

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:04
by cat hallucination
have you ever had thoughts of death or suicide johnny?
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:14
by Redd
I was almost late to school today, and then I got some stuff wrong on a history quiz.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:15
by Verbal
[quote name="Redd"]I was almost late to school today, and then I got some stuff wrong on a history quiz.[/quote]
I told you Jews did World Trade Center!
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:16
by Redd
It was the Chinese, fuck you.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:19
by Verbal
Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:20
by Redd
Delicious!
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:24
by Noyka
[quote name="Johnny"]Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.[/quote]
Fortune cookies aren't chinese, they originated in California
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:27
by Verbal
[quote name="Noyka"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.[/quote]
Fortune cookies aren't chinese, they originated in California[/quote]
Nah, Chinese made them.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:35
by Hugo.
Most 'chinese restaraunt food' originated from outside of china too

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:36
by Verbal
The chicken served in some of the better Chinese restaurants often contains traces of meat.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:38
by cat hallucination
motherfucking steamed chicken for the win.
*edit* is it tasteless and filthy to say "motherfucking"?
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:46
by Noyka
[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="Noyka"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.[/quote]
Fortune cookies aren't chinese, they originated in California[/quote]
Nah, Chinese made them.[/quote]
http://www.ehow.com/about_5369487_histo ... ookie.html
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:48
by cat hallucination
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 04:49
by Verbal
[quote name="Noyka"]
[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="Noyka"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.[/quote]
Fortune cookies aren't chinese, they originated in California[/quote]
Nah, Chinese made them.[/quote]
http://www.ehow.com/about_5369487_histo ... ookie.html[/quote]
Chinese made them.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 07:33
by Noyka
[quote name="cat hallucination"]
http://www.fortunecookiesoriginatedinchina.com
its logical thinking[/quote]
That's not a real site and don't you start being Johnny here

Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 07:39
by Verbal
I believe that they originated in China.
Have an open-mind.
Sheeesh.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 08:25
by Abzu
[quote name="Johnny"]I believe that they originated in China.
Have an open-mind.
Sheeesh.[/quote]
You fucking fundamentalist liberal sodomizer.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 08:26
by Verbal
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Johnny"]I believe that they originated in China.
Have an open-mind.
Sheeesh.[/quote]
You fucking fundamentalist liberal sodomizer.[/quote]
The Chinese did the Jews who did World Trade Center.
Re: How classical was your morning?
Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 08:32
by Abzu
[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Johnny"]I believe that they originated in China.
Have an open-mind.
Sheeesh.[/quote]
You fucking fundamentalist liberal sodomizer.[/quote]
The Chinese did the Jews who did World Trade Center.[/quote]
