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how many times you touch yourself daily?

i'm going to rip you fuckers apart.

- how many times you touch yourself daily

- Ice cream?

usually when i first wake up

never, i don't like ice cream.

Are you as "special" as you come across?



Or are you trying to be funny?

i'm not as special as i come across, but i hope i can become it a bit. overall, its pretty easy to do it on the internet. and yes, i'm always trying to be funny.

- describe yourself physically

- how you like your eggs cooked?

physically i'm very anal retentive. i have a rather womanly curve to my body. but i'm 6'1" and 240 pounds right now. but i'm not fat looking, just full of myself. i'm also pretty muscular, i used to be almost as buff as karmablade. i have long curly and wavy hair, with a broad russian jaw, but a rock solid double chin caused by emotional repression and smoking. i'll try to get a pic up some time.



i like scrambled eggs, omelettes, fritatas, poached, and my fried egg preference is over medium, which is fried on both sides, white solid, yolk runny.



i've seen your pics aod. i saw that you lost a lot of weight at one point. how do you like your eggs.

You don't ask questions here, we do.









Would you sleep with Hugh Laurie?

what the fuck is the story behind your name?

[quote name="HbW"]

Would you sleep with Hugh Laurie?[/quote]



with my bi-curiousity i don't really check out and get hot over guys like i do with girls. the few times i've had experiences with guys have just been good friends and we just sorta stumbled upon it for fun. so yah i would...and i am attracted to him i guess. he's smart and talented and handsome.



[quote name="dickzilla"]what the fuck is the story behind your name?[/quote]



it randomly came to me just like my sig. although "cat hallucination" is completely random and silly and has no meaning whatsoever. actually, i remember a couple times, i saw a stack of clothing out of the corner of my eye or something and thought it was a cat. hence...cat hallucination.

-you are bisexual?

- do you like crackers?

i'm bi-curious. i've never felt romantic feelings for a man. although maybe i wish i could, but it would be bad for my family, so its an appropriate block.



yes i love crackers, especially chicken biscuits.

have you had sexual feelings towards a man?

yes, but not nearly as much as i do with a woman. i have had sex with a man, so obviously there were sexual feelings. but romantic? no. just fun and perverted. its not something i pursue like i do with women, so in a way its not a big deal.

you should ask TAM about steve

I bet your "bi-curiose" derives from this "gayola society". Fuck them. Bang one more pussy instead of tasting the wang





I am jamming crackers right now

[quote name="dickzilla"]what the fuck is the story behind your name?[/quote]



his name was delicious beer, i remember most liked it. not dog hallucination

Are you the catcher or the pitcher, kitty hallucination?

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I bet your "bi-curiose" derives from this "gayola society". [/quote]



no it doesn't, but i'm good friends with a lot of the said, you know, the metros and hippies, and they're definetely acceptant and a lot of them i bet are the same.



@hbw, both. i really especially like being the catcher though. its pretty intense and not something you can get from a lady. when i played baseball though, i was both and i was pretty good.

So how can you, in good conscience, continue to call yourself bi-curious?



You've found out.

I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.

[quote name="HbW"]So how can you, in good conscience, continue to call yourself bi-curious?



You've found out.[/quote]



yah, and really, i feel like i've always been that way. in 3rd and 5th grade i did stuff with my boy friends and was always aroused by it, not necessarily attracted, but aroused. and in 1st grade i kissed a sexy leopard elevator.

[quote name="HbW"]So how can you, in good conscience, continue to call yourself bi-curious?



You've found out.[/quote]



yeah, thats true, your full blown bisexual duder

Now, I shall await your thanks for my invaluable assistance in this matter.

-In this period you feel more attraction for chickers or duders?

- you experimented sadomasochism?

*curious* if i could ever find romantic attachment feelings for a man, i would be officially bi-sexual. i'm not opposed to it, but its never happened, and i don't think it will. i'm still kinda in love with a sexy leopard elevator and i think there might be a family future between us.



i'm definetely more attracted to chicks. i don't even like gay porn. i find it dull for some reason. sadomasochism? maybe the mental aspect, but not physical.

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]



i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop

This thread reminds me of Ancient Rome.

Don't you somehow doubt that "true bisexuality" entirely negates the idea of a "preference" of man or woman? If you'll willingly sleep with both, doesn't that make you bisexual?

[quote name="Johnny"]This thread reminds me of Ancient Rome.[/quote]

[quote name="HbW"]Don't you somehow doubt that "true bisexuality" entirely negates the idea of a "preference" of man or woman? If you'll willingly sleep with both, doesn't that make you bisexual?[/quote]



i think thats the whole point

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]



i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop [/quote]





not all women appreciate sadly. Give her time.

[quote name="HbW"]Don't you somehow doubt that "true bisexuality" entirely negates the idea of a "preference" of man or woman? If you'll willingly sleep with both, doesn't that make you bisexual?[/quote]



right. its hard to explain how i really feel about it. i can relate with people about how they check out people of the opposite sex all the time and get boners or wet. but, i can't relate with homosexuals who feel the same about their own sex. i don't check out and pursue men. but i'm always open to the experience if it feels right, but once again its not a "pursuit" of mine if you know what i mean.

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]



i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop [/quote]





not all women appreciate sadly. Give her time.[/quote]



she's afraid it will hurt a lot so she doesn't want to try it

In that sense, wouldn't a straight dude who doesn't chase pussy cease to be straight? It's not like you have to constantly be trolling for one or the other to be interested in it.

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]



i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop [/quote]





not all women appreciate sadly. Give her time.[/quote]



she's afraid it will hurt a lot so she doesn't want to try it[/quote]



:lube: and a lot of foreplay, my brother.

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]



i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop [/quote]





not all women appreciate sadly. Give her time.[/quote]



she's afraid it will hurt a lot so she doesn't want to try it[/quote]



tell her it does hurt but its very intense and liberating and worth it.

And don't forget to when you're done.

Tell her you want to sign your name in her colon.

hey c-at:



- what is your real name?



- do you play an instrument?

:page2isanal:

did you just rip off a russell brand joke johnny?

my name is joseph neal vice. i go by joe. yes, i play guitar, (kind of) and trombone (classically trained). also of course i can play drums, but i'd really like to try singing, but its scary to share the feelings i want to push for.



russel brand

i think buttsex is stupid.



theres an amazing, tight, moist, warm, heaven right down the street.

And she doesn't shit out of that one.





Anal sex is for when the pussy is just too loose, I guess. I've never had that problem.

[quote name="zim"]did you just rip off a russell brand joke johnny?[/quote]



Never heard anyone say that.



It would suck if he had though, because I can't fucking stand him.

what is your job/occupation?



how old are you?



do u live alone or with parents?

[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="zim"]did you just rip off a russell brand joke johnny?[/quote]



Never heard anyone say that.



It would suck if he had though, because I can't fucking stand him.[/quote]



His joke went something like this.. "Of course I'll give you an autograph, across the wall of your uterus written in sperm!"

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="zim"]did you just rip off a russell brand joke johnny?[/quote]



Never heard anyone say that.



It would suck if he had though, because I can't fucking stand him.[/quote]



His joke went something like this.. "Of course I'll give you an autograph, across the wall of your uterus written in sperm!"[/quote]



I don't think either are funny really.



Better than HbW's fill-in attempt for absu just moments ago though.