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I totally agree, sir

Wow, fuck, I have virtually no memory of writing that. I was fucking HAMMERED.





I drank a fucking lot of antifreeze.

virtually? you'd have to be awfully old or an extreme alcoholic to have no memory of a night.

Blackouts ftw

inspiring words

[quote name="abzu"]Blackouts ftw [/quote]



Truth. All I really remember was that this fat nerdy dude, who was clearly about 5 years older than anyone else at the party, started trying to act all smart. He started talking shit, trying to act all smart to make himself look important. So I fucking decked him. After that, I vaguely recall arguing whose pile of puke was on the garage floor, and talking to some dude who claimed to know Hugh Laurie.



And the chicks were all butt ugly. What a wash.





Oh, and there was some big red-headed dude dressed as a Scottish highlander, who was trying to act all tough and shit, and talking about what a cool libertarian he was, who apparently wound up making out with some black dude.