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my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 02:50
by cat hallucination
but i read that if there is over 1/2 the bill present, which in this case there's about 3/4 including one piece that is over half, i can take it to a bank, get a replacement, and the bake can send it to the federal reserve for a replacement. i really hope this is true.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 02:56
by Bathsalt Zombie
well that fucking sucks dude

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:15
by Noyka
Damn, you shouldn't have left it where she could get it...



I guess you wouldn't think it'd be something a dog would be interested in though :redneck:

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:19
by Verbal
It probably wasn't a dog at all.



It was probably a cat.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:19
by Mr. P
Your dog has an expensive taste.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:25
by zim
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Your dog has an expensive taste.[/quote]



:lol:

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:29
by cat hallucination
[quote name="Noyka"]Damn, you shouldn't have left it where she could get it...



I guess you wouldn't think it'd be something a dog would be interested in though :redneck:[/quote]



our dog eats everything. *marley and me* and, it was buried in coins in the coin tray. i buried it for its safety. also, i'm just now remembering that i pulled a dime out of her mouth the other day. :tvrkey:

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:32
by Verbal
Two days ago I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and then walked over to a shop to purchase a book. When I got to the counter to pay I realised that I'd left the money in the ATM.



Not the first time I've done that.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:34
by zim
ouch :lol:



was it still there when you went back?

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:36
by Verbal
Nope.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:37
by Bathsalt Zombie
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Your dog has an expensive taste.[/quote]



:lol:[/quote]

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:38
by cat hallucination
maybe you should contact the atm company. there's a very slim chance that someone turned it in. i know i would.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:50
by cat hallucination
phew...just came from the bank with two crisp 50 dollar bills. they didn't even seem sure about the rule about it, but we're good friends with the bank hard-on bearer so that helped. i told them i'd trade in my dog if its a problem.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:51
by Verbal
Lunch and dinner.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:53
by cat hallucination
its in my fucking pocket. also, she was just chewing something. we're not sure what it is, but it looks important.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:54
by Verbal
Is it your penis?

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 03:59
by cat hallucination
i don't think so. :huh:

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 04:00
by Verbal
Was it your penis?

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 04:02
by cat hallucination
a penis is still attached to me.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 04:05
by Verbal
Can you prove it's the same one that was there last time you checked?

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 04:08
by Abzu
:lol:



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Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 04:13
by cat hallucination
no, not end thread. i cannot prove the said. i don't recall a time where my penis was chewed off, but this isn't substantial evidence. should i be worried? i mean...i still have a penis.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 04:23
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Johnny"]Two days ago I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and then walked over to a shop to purchase a book. When I got to the counter to pay I realised that I'd left the money in the ATM.



Not the first time I've done that.[/quote]



the best is when people forget their change in the self checkouts at grocery stores :idea:

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 04:24
by Bathsalt Zombie
I haven't come across that yet, and I work at a store with 4 self-checkouts.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 04:26
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
the ones ive used before the change return is close to the screen but the bills come out at the bottom :santa:

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 05:18
by zim
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Two days ago I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and then walked over to a shop to purchase a book. When I got to the counter to pay I realised that I'd left the money in the ATM.



Not the first time I've done that.[/quote]



the best is when people forget their change in the self checkouts at grocery stores :idea:[/quote]



anytime i'm in the store i'm always watching for people to leave there money.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 05:41
by Bathsalt Zombie
[quote name="Nick"]the ones ive used before the change return is close to the screen but the bills come out at the bottom :santa:[/quote]

Now that I think about it, it's the same thing with mine.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 06:47
by captain twat. IV.
Dogs are fuckheads.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 31 Oct 2009, 07:41
by supa tuna
i got bit in the crotch by a dachsund (weiner dog) when i was a kid. terrifying.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 02:22
by TamPron
my dog likes chips.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 02:32
by Teresa
kill that dog

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 02:39
by TamPron
mine?

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 02:52
by Teresa
sure

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 03:03
by TamPron
Why? he is a good doggie and old and love him. His name is Ed. Edward Picklecube

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 03:28
by Teresa
gross

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 08:48
by supa tuna
eddies a baller

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 09:00
by Abzu
shot caller

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 10:13
by droidspawn
[quote name="dickzilla"]i got bit in the crotch by a dachsund (weiner dog) when i was a kid. terrifying.[/quote]



holy shit same here, but I was 16 I think.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 17:19
by TamPron
[quote name="Teresa"]gross[/quote]

what is gross about Edward Picklecube?

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 03 Nov 2009, 02:19
by captain twat. IV.
My dog thought it would be a nice idea to spew in the lounge room just before.



:fuckoff:

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 03 Nov 2009, 02:27
by Charles Bronson
The bank will replace it.

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 03 Nov 2009, 03:21
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
had you of read the thread you would clearly see that the bank did replace

Re: my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

Posted: 03 Nov 2009, 04:29
by cat hallucination
typical uber goober.