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out here there are two i can think of.



one is called Excel Erections. slogan: "Our erections are hard to beat!"



this was a real business, i shit you not.







there's also this:







i was unaware that lamb were such a problem out here

Over here, we work for a property consultant/investor type client that calls itself, "Lucre Property".



LUCRE. How can you name yourself that and get away with it? They don't get much business, so I guess they don't get away with it.

that sounds as shady as a used car dealer.

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haha that's fucked up! is that near you, lummy?

[quote name="Teresa"]http://www.penisland.net[/quote]

That's just fucking epic.

nah, just something I found on the internet.

Optic Fuel Clean, I mean, how fucking gay is that?





my families business that employs me

Dirty Dick's Crab House



this one isn't far from here

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yeah they have one of those out here in va beach. i lol'd when i first saw peeps wearing the tshirts.

I saw this a while back, made me LULZ

there's a really popular soup stand near here called Smokin' Bowls. I'll have to snap a pic next time I go by it.

[quote name="abzu"]there's a really popular soup stand near here called Smokin' Bowls. I'll have to snap a pic next time I go by it.[/quote]



that's awesome

There used to be a diner also called The 419 Eatery. They had the "Got a minute" joke for their tagline. I think that once the novelty wore off they went out of business.

[quote name="abzu"]there's a really popular soup stand near here called Smokin' Bowls. I'll have to snap a pic next time I go by it.[/quote]



yeah, that sounds about par for the course for vermont

did they somehow make it through the process of opening that business without once ever sounding that name out in their heads

Yeah, bunch of redneck stoners up here.

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[quote name="Teresa"]http://www.penisland.net[/quote]

That's just fucking epic.[/quote]

I've played around with the thought of starting a bakery/cawfee shop called Wake & Bake. I'd stock it full of organic fru fru stuff and hemp-based ingredients, and I guarantee there are plenty of douchers out there who would be happy to give me their money for it

you could do well with a place like that in the right locale, but i get the feeling the right locales are usually overstaurated with those types of shops

already been done



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but that's in Oregon.

from the couple of hours i spent there recently, it seems like asheville is chock full of similar places. i shall explore more thoroughly on the morrow

North Carolina I assume?



it's a strange place for sure. very conservative but there are leftist hippie enclaves everywhere.



the organic thing and co-ops seem to be popular up there for some reason.



I also noticed there was a lot of Mexican restaurants in the mountains and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why.

[quote name="Lumbergh"]already been done



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but that's in Oregon.[/quote]

fuck you

I just saved you a potential law suit. where are you located anyways? I hate when people don't put their location in their profile.

[quote name="Lumbergh"]North Carolina I assume?



it's a strange place for sure. very conservative but there are leftist hippie enclaves everywhere.



the organic thing and co-ops seem to be popular up there for some reason.



I also noticed there was a lot of Mexican restaurants in the mountains and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why.[/quote]



aye, that would be NC. i didn't get much of a conservative vibe from asheville in particular, it seemed like the whole city was a leftist hippie enclave, but i was only there for all of two and a half hours and most of that time was in an art museum

Considering how white and old and xenophobic and old York is, I'd kill to be in a hippy commune right now

how in the hell did you end up in an old white xenophobic place

pink taco sounds familiar

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that link goes nowhere

Well shit. It used to work, that's why I didn't bother checking it. It used to go to Mole Station Nursery in Wales.

Mörk Rör (Swedish for 'A Dark Hole', also a synonym for anus) is a local HVAC-business here.

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