We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 21:49
Childhood beliefs! Post things you used to believe as a child which were retarded/awesome/indictation of sociopathic tendencies
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We have enough new faces to try this again....
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Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 21:53
i thought that the moon and the sun were the same thing and at night the fire just went out
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Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 23:41
i thought cartoons were just people in outfits.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 00:17
[quote name="dickzilla"]i thought that the moon and the sun were the same thing and at night the fire just went out[/quote]
I used to believe if lightning struck my house and I was on the toilet, it could come through the pipes and zap my ass.
I used to believe if lightning struck my house and I was on the toilet, it could come through the pipes and zap my ass.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 00:34
I thought that water was just highly compressed air
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 00:44
I used to think E=mc^3.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 00:48
I used to fantasize about being a Power Ranger so I can beat up the kids that I don't like at school.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 00:56
I used to think that penis, during sex, didn't enter the vag, just slide on it 
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:28
i thought that every time you listened to the radio, it was a live band playing
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:32
actually i don't think i ever really believed in something stupid. once though my little brother thought that change given back at the cash register was the same money you handed the cashier.
and when he was like 3 and i was 8, i convinced him that he had cancer. it probably scarred him for life.
and when he was like 3 and i was 8, i convinced him that he had cancer. it probably scarred him for life.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:34
i didn't know about music albums, i thought that the only songs that bands released were the ones i heard on the radio. 
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:36
[quote name="dickzilla"]i thought that every time you listened to the radio, it was a live band playing[/quote]
I think I remember someone saying that before. Did you say that before?
I think I remember someone saying that before. Did you say that before?
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:36
that people lived inside the tv.
fmp666.com has a similar confession thread only there all the kvlt bm guys are admitting guys stuff about themselves. Hilarious
fmp666.com has a similar confession thread only there all the kvlt bm guys are admitting guys stuff about themselves. Hilarious
I almost cry at the end of each episode of Cold Case.
I watch E.R. religiously and my alltime fave character was Dr. Benton. I almost cried when he left the series.
I slept with a teddy bear until I was 22.
- There have been various ocasions when at clubs I have pushed away/moved away from attractive girls trying to dance with me - I just wanted to dance on my own.
I put a toothbrush up my butt once
Lesbian porn is - ah dammit - gay. I like shopping for clothes too. And I'm still listening to Brotha Lynch Hung.
I generally dislike getting blowjobs. 9 out of 10 chicks don’t do it right and thus make the whole experience almost unpleasant.
I gave my best fellating lover a hand job
# I've watched a lot of gay porn out of boredom and curiosity about what it was like and because I thought the idea of muscular dudes riding cocks was funny.
# I like shopping for shoes and clothes.
I've actually sucked cock before, and I'm not afraid to admit it on an internet black metal forum.
if I could get it to upload right, I'd make my avatar a picture of me in a pink hoodie.
I just realized yesterday that listening to Black Metal actually doesnt make you a babe magnet
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:39
I just realized yesterday that listening to Black Metal actually doesnt make you a babe magnet
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:41
I want to fuck Katherine Heigl
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:42
[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]i thought that every time you listened to the radio, it was a live band playing[/quote]
I think I remember someone saying that before. Did you say that before?[/quote]
im pretty sure i havent
i also didnt know there was such a thing as local bands, i thought if you formed a band, you got famous. haha.
[quote name="dickzilla"]i thought that every time you listened to the radio, it was a live band playing[/quote]
I think I remember someone saying that before. Did you say that before?[/quote]
im pretty sure i havent
i also didnt know there was such a thing as local bands, i thought if you formed a band, you got famous. haha.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:49
I wanted to be a muscle man
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:58
[quote name="shadowalk"]I used to fantasize about being a Power Ranger so I can beat up the kids that I don't like at school.[/quote]
[quote name="sade"]i didn't know about music albums, i thought that the only songs that bands released were the ones i heard on the radio.[/quote]
both of these
and
when I was around 4 i remember thinking there was more than 1 sun. i was with my family on a trip somewhere and remember saying "hey there is a sun here too!"
[quote name="sade"]i didn't know about music albums, i thought that the only songs that bands released were the ones i heard on the radio.
[/quote]both of these
and
when I was around 4 i remember thinking there was more than 1 sun. i was with my family on a trip somewhere and remember saying "hey there is a sun here too!"
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 02:03
most of what is said in this thread karmablade believes in.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 02:05
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 02:34
i thought cars stopped working when the power went out
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 02:37
I used to take things very literally. example, when someone would say "I'm going to call home" I'd imagine the house growing arms and a face and talking on a giant phone.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 02:50
i used to think cars with tinted windows were actually robots 
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 02:58
i once tried to convince my mom i was a robot because i actually thought i was for a little bit.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:24
I thought that the USSR was part of the U.S.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:28
[quote name="dickzilla"]i once tried to convince my mom i was a robot because i actually thought i was for a little bit.[/quote]
you're the hard-on bearer that hallucinates right?
you're the hard-on bearer that hallucinates right?
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:33
[quote name="hafsteinn"]most of what is said in this thread karmablade believes in.[/quote]
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:34
I don't believe that.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:43
[quote name="cat hallucination"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]i once tried to convince my mom i was a robot because i actually thought i was for a little bit.[/quote]
you're the hard-on bearer that hallucinates right?[/quote]
your the depressed alcoholic hard-on bearer that drives everyone fucking insane with your constant bullshit multiposts, right?
[quote name="dickzilla"]i once tried to convince my mom i was a robot because i actually thought i was for a little bit.[/quote]
you're the hard-on bearer that hallucinates right?[/quote]
your the depressed alcoholic hard-on bearer that drives everyone fucking insane with your constant bullshit multiposts, right?
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:47
OH SNNNNNNNNAAAAP!
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:53
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:58
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 04:14
I used to think that a grave that was covered in dirt and not grass (freshly dug graves) were graves where they threw live people in and buried them to die.
I also would fantasize about being a super hero and beating people up who picked on me
I also would fantasize about being a super hero and beating people up who picked on me
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 04:41
i honestly went to school with a kid that thought he could throw a sonic boom
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 06:40
in kindergarten we got a kid to try tipping his milk back to drink it when he had a straw and i was a little bit curious as to whether or not it would work.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 07:03
I can't really think of any weird beliefs BUT,I used to fuck my pillow..Those were the days.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 07:04
[quote name="Skinfection"]did you ever ask him to prove it?[/quote]
he kept doing the motion and saying "sonic boom" and expecting people to fly back
he kept doing the motion and saying "sonic boom" and expecting people to fly back
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 07:14
I thought it was illegal for men to have long hair
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I had no idea what vaginas looked like, so whenever women appeared in my dreams they would have dicks
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I had no idea what vaginas looked like, so whenever women appeared in my dreams they would have dicks
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 07:25
[quote name="Chaohinon"]I thought it was illegal for men to have long hair
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I had no idea what vaginas looked like, so whenever women appeared in my dreams they would have dicks[/quote]
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I had no idea what vaginas looked like, so whenever women appeared in my dreams they would have dicks[/quote]
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 08:44
i thought girls peed out their butts
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 13:10
i knew about vaginas at an early age. my dad was really sloppy about hiding that pr0n
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 13:47
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I used to think that penis, during sex, didn't enter the vag, just slide on it [/quote]
i thought it went into the bum.
i still do 
[/quote]i thought it went into the bum.
i still do
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 13:49
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I used to think that penis, during sex, didn't enter the vag, just slide on it[/quote]
i thought it went into the bum.
i still do[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I used to think that penis, during sex, didn't enter the vag, just slide on it
[/quote]i thought it went into the bum.
i still do
[/quote] Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 16:48
[quote name="FUKKET"] [/quote]
I used to think monkeys couldn't ejaculate when you quoted them.
[/quote]I used to think monkeys couldn't ejaculate when you quoted them.
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 18:58
i believed that i was special because the sun followed me no matter where i went
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Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 22:40
[quote name="Luke"]i believed that i was special because the sun followed me no matter where i went [/quote]
you're not alone on this one
[/quote]you're not alone on this one
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Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 13:57
Used to not think that moms could be hot.
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Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 14:43
i believed ninjas were hiding in the shadows of the hallway outside my bedroom!
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Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 19:01
After I saw Transformers I wanted to be Optimus Prime when I grow up...
Re: We have enough new faces to try this again....
Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 23:45
I used to think that living on one's own would be easy.