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speaking of house
Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 12:24
by cat hallucination
favorite house quotes now. in case you guys don't know any, don't worry, i'll keep this thread alive.
"get foreman to try talking to him, old people are afraid of black people."
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cuddy, "how did you know it was me?"
house, "there's a scent given off by wounded feral cats."
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(not a quote, but) house prescribes an old hard-on bearer dressed in a santa costume cigarettes for constipation.
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 12:27
by Noyka
I read this as horse and had strange thoughts
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 12:32
by cat hallucination
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 12:38
by Noyka
I read the title as "Speaking of horse" and didn't know what to think
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 12:39
by cat hallucination
yah thats what i figured. i guess that is kinda strange. maybe if horse was a popular tv series...but...
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 00:26
by Abzu
"Okay you killed a baby. Forget the dead baby, Chase."
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 00:49
by Verbal
House approaches as Cameron is examining some obese man's leg.
House: "Treating professional sport's injuries now?"
Obese hard-on bearer: "Oh no. . I'm not. ."
House: "Familiar with the concept of sarcasm? Don't worry, it's new."
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:04
by supa tuna
[quote name="Johnny"]
House approaches as Cameron is examining some obese man's leg.
House: "Treating professional sport's injuries now?"
Obese hard-on bearer: "Oh no. . I'm not. ."
House: "Familiar with the concept of sarcasm? Don't worry, it's new."[/quote]
ive seen this episode, its pretty hilarious
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:05
by cat hallucination
while leaving the mental hospital, house takes the hat off a katatonic hard-on bearer's head and puts it on his own.
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:37
by Abzu
I would like to watch a Dr House and Dr Cox smacktalk showdown.
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:44
by supa tuna
[quote name="abzu"]I would like to watch a Dr House and Dr Cox smacktalk showdown.[/quote]
holy shit, i thought the same exact thing
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:51
by Abzu
[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="abzu"]I would like to watch a Dr House and Dr Cox smacktalk showdown.[/quote]
holy shit, i thought the same exact thing[/quote]
That shit would be full of win.
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:51
by cat hallucination
i don't know dr cox but i'm sure house would win.
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:54
by zim
[quote name="abzu"]I would like to watch a Dr House and Dr Cox smacktalk showdown.[/quote]
this would be awesome, I think Dr Cox would take him. he might seem silly but he can bust out the seriousness
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:54
by Abzu
Zip it, Petunia. :noserub:
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 01:58
by supa tuna
[quote name="abzu"]Zip it, Petunia. :noserub:[/quote]
my favorite one is when he calls him "girls name"
posting thread right now
Re: speaking of house
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 03:19
by Verbal
"Murder She Wrote" was pretty funny as well.
