MABB v6.6.6

after a dump?

I can't stand to not wash my ass after

I ask how is possible that in some countries ( like UK), Bidet are not used

toilet paper is not enough to clean ass . A good wash with soap is the better thing to feel really clean.

ive never used one

ya i never have either. i always thought they were kinda gay.

see, i think its an american thing.

I completely agree with you AOD. I hate not having something to clean my ass with, if I had shit anywhere else on my body I would not just wipe it off... I like to shit before my shower, but I also like using babywipes.

wait.....it doesn's't "shoot water inside your ass", is simple, like a sink, but you can sit on it. You wash your ass/pubes/dick/pussy with water and soap. Is very useful. I take care of being clean





countries without it!!!!!!!!!!

I prefer using wet wipes. It works well.

I have one, but I don't use it. Fuck trees. :badexample:

I tried it once and it felt wrong, like I shouldn't be stickin' my ass in a sink, it felt kinda seedy.

wow i rarely hear the word seedy.

A bidet might be handy for me. I have a tough time feeling clean with just toilet paper.

i'd probably use it if i had one

my shower has a detachable spray that I use in this manner. it works

we had one at the old house but it was rarely used.

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]after a dump?

I can't stand to not wash my ass after

I ask how is possible that in some countries ( like UK), Bidet are not used

toilet paper is not enough to clean ass . A good wash with soap is the better thing to feel really clean.









[/quote]



i agree. After being in Japan and then coming back here I missed them. You feel real fresh & clean after.

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]after a dump?

I can't stand to not wash my ass after

I ask how is possible that in some countries ( like UK), Bidet are not used

toilet paper is not enough to clean ass . A good wash with soap is the better thing to feel really clean.









[/quote]



i agree. After being in Japan and then coming back here I missed them. You feel real fresh & clean after.[/quote]



did Japan have any normal toilets or did you actually have to squarsh over them?

I have one of those in my toilet.

actually in your toilet? wow thats practical and i guess i'm suprised i've never heard of such a thing.

No, we don't use that kind of turd rubbish.

[quote name="cat hallucination"]actually in your toilet? wow thats practical and i guess i'm suprised i've never heard of such a thing.[/quote]

Could you reprogram it to squirt rhythmically so it would double as a masturbatory device?

I remove remaining chunks once a week, enough hygiene for me

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]after a dump?

I can't stand to not wash my ass after

I ask how is possible that in some countries ( like UK), Bidet are not used

toilet paper is not enough to clean ass . A good wash with soap is the better thing to feel really clean.









[/quote]



i agree. After being in Japan and then coming back here I missed them. You feel real fresh & clean after.[/quote]



did Japan have any normal toilets or did you actually have to squarsh over them?[/quote]



they're part of the toilet, as per the pic below.

When I was in New Cal, which is a French colony, they were separate to the crapper.

[quote name="Lavabug"]Could you reprogram it to squirt rhythmically so it would double as a masturbatory device?[/quote]



i shot my balls a few times which was funny (but not nice).



hey AOD, you ever crack a fat while doing it?

wait, how does the bidet work? does it mean you need to rub the sh!t off your butthole with your fingers? but then it's on your fingers

i have always wanted to try one

[quote name="D.O.A."]wait, how does the bidet work? does it mean you need to rub the sh!t off your butthole with your fingers? but then it's on your fingers [/quote]

[quote name="D.O.A."]wait, how does the bidet work? does it mean you need to rub the sh!t off your butthole with your fingers? but then it's on your fingers [/quote]





ahaha, no man



1) You clean your ass with toilet paper

2) You use the bidet to wash your ass.



this is the perfect duo to be REAL clean.

I'm English, I don't need a bidet cos I don't poo. I perspire gently, soft clouds of delicate cologne. Pooping is for foreigners.

i usually shit in the morning before i take a shower

having to poo right after a shower is

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]

1) You clean your ass with toilet paper

2) You use the bidet to wash your ass.



this is the perfect duo to be REAL clean. [/quote]



Oh...I thought it replaced toilet paper. I was wondering how you knew when you got yourself clean unless it was equipped with a rear-view mirror!

No No, wait...totilet paper is the first thing you must do, next you also wash . Is to add, not to replace!!!





I hate being dirty, really.

:assmirror:

really

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]No No, wait...totilet paper is the first thing you must do, next you also wash . Is to add, not to replace!!!





I hate being dirty, really.[/quote]

Like escalators?

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I hate being dirty, really.[/quote]

Phobic?

no no Ninny. Is not a phobia , I just think personal hygiene is important. That's all.

[quote name="Teresa"]I prefer using wet wipes. It works well.[/quote]

Are these in the stalls, or are they out in the open like sinks. If the later

latter*

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Are these in the stalls, or are they out in the open like sinks. If the later [/quote]



i saw a retard piss in one of those roundhouse-marble-fountain hand-washing public restroom sinks one time.



*edit* retard jokes are so fucking shallow and insensitive and immature....damn...if i didn't always have my foot in my mouth, i would never even think of them.

shut the fuck up

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]No No, wait...totilet paper is the first thing you must do, next you also wash . Is to add, not to replace!!!





I hate being dirty, really.[/quote]



hey AOD, you ever crack a fat while doing it?

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Lavabug"]Could you reprogram it to squirt rhythmically so it would double as a masturbatory device?[/quote]



i shot my balls a few times which was funny (but not nice).



hey AOD, you ever crack a fat while doing it?[/quote]

I read the questioj before, but my english and knowledge for slangs is not enough to understand it

what is the meaning of the question?? ( crack a fat??? )

get an erection.

ah ok.... I leanrt a nu thing so...... "cracking a fat" in u.s.a. slangs = get erection





mmmm no, I don't remember cracking a fat while washing my ass

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]ah ok.... I leanrt a nu thing so...... "cracking a fat" in u.s.a. slangs = get erection





mmmm no, I don't remember cracking a fat while washing my ass [/quote]





I kinda did.





I also thought it was hop-slang, but obviously it's USA too.

Marco: Teach me Italian slangs.