i found a pube on my pizza
Posted: 16 Oct 2009, 13:41
So I thought I'd throw in a delicious california pizza kitchen pizza for dinner tonight. It was a garlic chicken pizza but it had onions on it, I hate onions. As I was picking them off I spotted it, a curly as fuck black pubic hair! I know this was a pube because it was too short and curly to be a hair head, armpit hair or any other type. I had to throw $7 in the garbage. I did think about eating it, for a minute, but then I pictured a dude standing over it jerking off on it(ie 
) promptly losing any appetite I had left. I have another in the freezer and believe me, when I make that one I will be eyeballing it like a splendid mate of mine. 
) promptly losing any appetite I had left. I have another in the freezer and believe me, when I make that one I will be eyeballing it like a splendid mate of mine. 