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ndamakong suh
Posted: 15 Oct 2009, 14:43
by cat hallucination
how do you college football fans feel about this hard-on bearer being part of the heisman trophy race? common, team leading tackler for two years straight, 4 career interceptions...as a fucking defensive tackle? holly shit. this hard-on bearer is obviously fucking sensational. huskers ftw!!!
thats right hbw...we're gonna roll you colorado boulder bitches, on our way to the big twelve north division title and a showdown with ok or tx in the big 12 title game which i will be attending, since my dad is somewhat of a mvp of the huskers program and a holder of season tickets. holaaaaa..wuuuuut
Re: ndamakong suh
Posted: 15 Oct 2009, 15:08
by cat hallucination
i've written a song about him? wanta read the lyrics?
Re: ndamakong suh
Posted: 15 Oct 2009, 15:23
by Haunty
Do they go:
Ndamakong is back, back to smash your face
you have only yourself, yourself to blame
you got taken down
and smashed on the ground
pray for your life
the ref saved your life
Boulder you ran, ran away from Ndamakong
you knew you would get the beating of your life
you are not nr 1
you are afraid of Ndamakong
you are not nr 1
Suh will smash your face
Ndamakong will smash your face
And yeah CU sucks this year. Bad. No doubt you'll beat us.
Re: ndamakong suh
Posted: 15 Oct 2009, 15:41
by cat hallucination
lol, exactly what i had in mind, sorry karmablade. you know this hard-on bearer suh though hbw right? holly shit he is a fucking monster. i will be attending our game against texas tech this saturday. my dad has for years held season tickets and even cooler, immediate front parking lot parking passes to husker games. yah, i mean immediate...as in we're literally right in front of the stadium...the best fucking spot one can have. my dad used to be a big shot for super kmart, and he actually cheated against the company to support the huskers. he was the main cater dude and on the sidelines during our national title game against florida...when we won 62 to 24 in 1996 and that team is now considered possibly the greatest ever college football team? cool shit.
anywhoo....you know if we wouldn't have fallen victim to luck and chance aginst virginia tech we would seriously be bcs contenders now this year? right? go huskers. fuck you fucking losers. stick it up your hippy ass
Re: ndamakong suh
Posted: 15 Oct 2009, 17:39
by M.Bison
[quote name="HbW"]Do they go:
Ndamakong is back, back to smash your face
you have only yourself, yourself to blame
you got taken down
and smashed on the ground
pray for your life
the ref saved your life
Boulder you ran, ran away from Ndamakong
you knew you would get the beating of your life
you are not nr 1
you are afraid of Ndamakong
you are not nr 1
Suh will smash your face
Ndamakong will smash your face
And yeah CU throws shit on the fire this year. Bad. No doubt you'll beat us.[/quote]
Hahaha... that was one of the best laughs i've had from this new bard.
Re: ndamakong suh
Posted: 15 Oct 2009, 22:02
by supa tuna
[quote name="M.Bison"]
[quote name="HbW"]Do they go:
Ndamakong is back, back to smash your face
you have only yourself, yourself to blame
you got taken down
and smashed on the ground
pray for your life
the ref saved your life
Boulder you ran, ran away from Ndamakong
you knew you would get the beating of your life
you are not nr 1
you are afraid of Ndamakong
you are not nr 1
Suh will smash your face
Ndamakong will smash your face
And yeah CU throws shit on the fire this year. Bad. No doubt you'll beat us.[/quote]
Hahaha... that was one of the best laughs i've had from this new bard.
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