MABB v6.6.6

It didn't happend from ages.



:hormones:



I need a fuck in the next time

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the chapped dick again.

i usually anywhere from 3 - 5 times a day

[quote name="dickzilla"]i usually anywhere from 3 - 5 times a day[/quote]



3 is usually max for me

Masturbation is lame

[quote name="Skinfection"]thats a lot of jerking it [/quote]



i have a crazy insane labito.



i'd honestly be able sex it up every day atleast twice.

Dude. Okay, so the singer of my old band had this one jerk off incident.



He went through a period where he was addicted to jerking off. He beat off something like 10 times a day for a few days and his dick got all raw and fucked up. He had some blood in a few spots even. So the dumb bastard wrapped it in an ace bandage. Later in the day, he realized that raw wounded tissue tends to stick. I don't know the details but the bandage began sticking in to the healing skin. So, he cut the bandage off, leaving patches where it was stuck. Then... and I do not lie... he jerked off again.

[quote name="Noyka"]Masturbation is lame [/quote]





why? you don't?

[quote name="Noyka"]Masturbation is lame [/quote]



Tell us about your sexual experiences, Noyka. We would be interested to hear of them.

BUmp

i haven't done it in ages!!

weeks actually.

[youtube]LqpGiwNtMvY[/youtube]

Don't jack off too much, and when you do don't climax..save it for a woman's mouth.

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="Noyka"]Masturbation is lame [/quote]



Tell us about your sexual experiences, Noyka. We would be interested to hear of them.[/quote]

I usually spank my monkey around 1-2 times a day...sometimes 3 or more if the female friends that I'm usually with manage to hard me up after a night of booze.

[quote name="Mutilator"]Don't jack off too much, and when you do don't climax..save it for a woman's mouth.[/quote]

...

[quote name="FUKKET"]i haven't done it in ages!!

weeks actually.

[/quote]

:tit:

[quote name="Teignub"]
[quote name="Mutilator"]Don't jack off too much, and when you do don't climax..save it for a woman's mouth.[/quote]

... [/quote]

I think ejaculating reduces testosterone.

i dont know about that

yah it can. excessive masturbation can cause the body's chemicals to go way out of wack, cause adrenal burn-out, a super heightened parasympathetic nervous system, pre-mature aging, chronic lower back pain, hair loss, fatigue...and quite interestingly, several more symptoms of clinical depression. the two occur commorbidly much like depression does with any substance abuse problem.

I know you won't be able to, (because that's so obviously bullshit), but I'll ask anyway, just to see what you say. .



Could you link to any sort of evidence suggesting that what you said even might be true?



Did you read that in Cosmo?

[quote name="FUKKET"]i haven't done it in ages!!

weeks actually.

[/quote]



two times since I woke up today.

even worse, it was from a website selling herbal cures for excessive masturbation. :tvrkey:

Nokya probably references it heavily when writing papers.

[quote name="Johnny"]I know you won't be able to, (because that's so obviously bullshit), but I'll ask anyway, just to see what you say. .



Could you link to any sort of evidence suggesting that what you said even might be true?



Did you read that in Cosmo?[/quote]



it is complete bullshit. it still amazes me that people fall for that shit when most of it was disproved decades ago.

also, studies have shown that masturbation is beneficial. some consider it a cardiovascular exercise. its an emotional release and causes a heightened sense of well being!

If I find something written somewhere and claim it to be a FACT it means I'm more openminded than you!



The less reason I have for thinking my FACT is true, the more open-minded I am!



You're so close(d)-minded!



Open your mind!



Racist.

From Wiki:



"It is held in many mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem."



"In 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Australia found that males masturbating frequently had a lower probability to develop prostate cancer. Men who averaged five or more ejaculations weekly in their 20s had significantly lower risk. However they could not show a direct causation. The study also indicated that increased ejaculation through masturbation rather than intercourse would be more helpful as intercourse is associated with diseases (STDs) that may increase the risk of cancer instead. However, this benefit may be age related. A 2008 study concluded that frequent ejaculation between the ages of 20 and 40, may be correlated with higher risk of developing prostate cancer. On the other hand, frequent ejaculation in one's 50s was found to be correlated with a lower such risk in this same study."



"Both sex and masturbation lower blood pressure."

[quote name="Johnny"]If I find something written somewhere and claim it to be a FACT it means I'm more openminded than you!



The less reason I have for thinking my FACT is true, the more open-minded I am!



You're so close(d)-minded!



Open your mind!



Racist.[/quote]



I observe someone's thought patterns.



I understand and self-reflect.



but i keep it a secret, and have fun, and deflect

..sometimes after I masturbate I feel a strange hate for women

[quote name="zim"]..sometimes after I masturbate I feel a strange hate for women [/quote]



where's fruedian psychology when you need it?

I don't think anyone has ever needed Freudian Psychology.



Unless they were trying to talk about nonsense whilst trying to sound smart and educated.

it doesn't last long, just for a few seconds.

or while wondering why on earth someone like zim would have such a thought, assuming he's serious. plus, i think a lot of freudian and jungian psychoanalysis is still applicable today, and a valuable tool, especially in psychotherapy. at least, the same archetypes they studied are still present in human thought. but, overall its no good anymore because that time is done, and modern science is in.



[quote name="zim"]it doesn't last long, just for a few seconds.[/quote]



while you feel the heart racing, sinking feeling in the cerebral cortex, frontal lobe, and eyes, and feeling of sleepiness?

[quote name="zim"]..sometimes after I masturbate I feel a strange hate for women [/quote]

Its because you can think clearly.

Did you just "come out"?

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="zim"]..sometimes after I masturbate I feel a strange hate for women [/quote][/quote]



i do that too sometimes.

[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="zim"]..sometimes after I masturbate I feel a strange hate for women [/quote][/quote]



i do that too sometimes.[/quote]



me too but only because i hate them for not being here so i can cum on their tits



our lord and master likes mutual masturbation

Probly the classiest thread on the internet right here.