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dude what the fuck why does hollywood insist on raping everything from my childhood?



this movie looks like shit

I agree it does look pretty bad

what?



i think it looks awesome.



mainly because its a fucking WTWTA movie.



im pretty stoked about it.



and yes, i said stoked.

how can you make a book with 9 lines in it into a movie? they are going to ruin it by adding a bunch of stupid shit (see every remake by Tim Burton).

by adding more lines.



ive always thought that book would be an awesome movie.



in my honest opinion, its not the lines that makes the book awesome.

yes i agree. its the pictures and the message of using your imagination. well thats why the movie is terrible. the movie makes it so i no longer have to use my imagination to fill in the gaps and can just watch a movie. i have a very specific idea of what the monsters sound like, what Max sounds like, etc, and thats what made that book, or any book, good.



i guess i just dont like hollywood. last movie i saw in theaters was Wall-E and thats just because it was free. before that i think the last time i saw a movie in theaters was in 2004 or 5 and i dont remember what i saw.

i know where your coming from.



hollywood does indeed fuck up a lot of shit.



like remaking old boy, what the fuck?



i dont even wanna talk about remaking karate kid.

Toy Soldiers Off To Warrr!

[quote name="Teignub"]how can you make a book with 9 lines in it into a movie? they are going to ruin it by adding a bunch of stupid shit (see every remake by Tim Burton).[/quote]



this was the first thing I thought, I remember the book being really short.

this movie looks awesome because i watched the commercial with my parents who read the book with me when i was a kid, and we were all like "we've gotta go watch that movie!"



fuck you pretentious stuck up black metal snobs.

me being a pretentious stuck up black metal snob has nothing to do with the quality of this movie. nor does it have anything to do with hollywood raping my childhood and my imagination. (see the new Indiana Jones for a literal example of that)



but me being a pretentious stuck up black metal snob has a lot to do with the fact that i dont like emperor and immortal nearly as much as the rest of the bard.



give me my black legions over those bands any day.

[quote name="Teignub"]new Indiana Jones [/quote]



god i know

srsly.



i didnt even watch the whole thing. i had to stop.

[quote name="Teignub"]me being a pretentious stuck up black metal snob has nothing to do with the quality of this movie. nor does it have anything to do with hollywood raping my childhood and my imagination. (see the new Indiana Jones for a literal example of that)



but me being a pretentious stuck up black metal snob has a lot to do with the fact that i dont like emperor and immortal nearly as much as the rest of the bard.



give me my black legions over those bands any day.[/quote]



what are you talking about? movies and black metal kick ass!

lulz nice edit

fuck you pretentious stuck up black metal snobs.

[quote name="Skinfection"]

i never got into immortal. abbath's vocals always bugged the shit out of me.[/quote]

[quote name="Skinfection"]
[quote name="Teignub"]me being a pretentious stuck up black metal snob has nothing to do with the quality of this movie. nor does it have anything to do with hollywood raping my childhood and my imagination. (see the new Indiana Jones for a literal example of that)



but me being a pretentious stuck up black metal snob has a lot to do with the fact that i dont like emperor and immortal nearly as much as the rest of the bard.



give me my black legions over those bands any day.[/quote]



i never got into immortal. abbath's vocals always bugged the shit out of me.[/quote]



But Immortal has not been Black Metal in a decade?



But Immortal has not been Black Metal in a decade!

uh...What is Immortal then? dumdum...



anyway, I plan on seeing this...at least it stays true to the art style, unlike that cloudy with a chance of meatballs piece of shit

Well Abbath used to call it Nuclear Metal.



EDIT: If I remember right

Holocaust*

[quote name="Teignub"]srsly.



i didnt even watch the whole thing. i had to stop.[/quote]



try watching the rifftraxed version (you have it on piratebay if you don't want to pay for it ). it's way better