MABB v6.6.6

We cut off your johnson.

Fuck it, let's go bowling

*chonson

[quote name="TAM TAM"]Fuck it, let's go bowling[/quote]



I'm right behind you.

The Chinaman is not the issue.

Ve vant ze money, Lerzeig, or ve fuck you up.

Careful man, there's a beverage here.

As social animals, we get our information from others. This includes morality, or a group behavior code based on a sense of value and purpose inherent to humanity.



In contrast, nihilism denies value and purpose and in turn, denies any special role to humanity. Like emotions, value and purpose are human judgments which do not exist in the outside world.



By denying value and purpose, nihilism forces us see physical reality as a mechanical process in which our part is small. When we are walking in winter, falling snow appears to be coming toward us, but in reality we are moving forward as it falls.



Where morality deals with how things appear to us, nihilism addresses reality as a design and encourages us to learn how to adapt to it. Morality is withdrawl from natural selection; nihilism embraces it, and describes the world as a complex machine.

I. NIHILISM



We frequently talk about "human nature." It's more sensible to talk about the challenges facing any animal with higher intelligence. Any smart animal will face the same challenges using roughly the same methods.



While having a big brain is an asset, it is also a liability, in that if a big brain has to re-analyze its surroundings, it will move very slowly. Instead, big brained animals analyze once, create a mental "map" of their world, and update as needed.



In theory, we update our maps when new data comes about. But if this data is incorrect, our knowledge of the world gets corrupted. We act expecting certain outcomes and are stunned when things do not go as planned.



What corrupts our minds is when we reverse the causal process of understanding. Instead of looking to the world, making conclusions and updating our maps, we update our maps based on what we wish were happening -- or what others tell us.



If we withdraw into our own maps, and change those instead of reality, we can no longer predict reality. This is a problem because we are responsible for our fate. If we screw it up, no one else is going to bail us out.

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Careful man, there's a beverage here.[/quote]



I like your style, Dude.

I like your style too man. Got the whole cowboy thing going on.

Thankee

the Dude abides.

Is this your homework Larry?

We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?

Nice marmot

Men didn't die face down in the mud in Vietnam so I can get a gutterball.

You mean....coitus?

New shit has come to light.

I'm not buying it a fucking beer

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Who's got your undies, Walter?

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

I am the Walrus?

Eight year olds, dude.

It really tied the room together, did it not?

And this hard-on bearer peed on it.

That's your name Dude!

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

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When we are walking in winter, falling snow appears to be coming toward us, but in reality we are moving forward as it falls.



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lol

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]I like your style too man. Got the whole cowboy thing going on.[/quote]



But do you have to always curse all the time?

Nihilists... fuck me, I mean, say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of

You got to buck up, man. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament.

What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam?!

A WORLD OF PAIN, splendid mate of mine!!!

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

I don't roll on Shabbas!!

Your phone's ringing Dude

I still jerk off manually.

El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

[quote name="HbW"]Do you have to use so many cuss words?[/quote]

The fuck you talking about?

Okay, dude, have it your way.

See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

8 year olds.

It's all Brokeback Mountain up in this muthafukka.



You equestrians.

im currently watching this

[quote name="TAM TAM"]See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?![/quote]



when they played this on comedy central, they edited it to say "see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps"

[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?![/quote]



when they played this on comedy central, they edited it to say "see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps"



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Strangers in the alps exchanging glances

Wondring in the alps

What were the chances we'd be sharing ass

Before the night was through.



Something in your reality was so inviting,

Something in your riffs was so exciting,

Something in my ass,

Told me I must nail you.



Strangers in the alps, two lonely people

We were strangers in the alps

Up to the moment

When we played our first hole.

Little did we know

NDMG was just a post away,

A lame embarassing post away and -



Ever since that night we've been together.

Boners at first sight, in clinch forever.

I unleashed out my farts,

For strangers in the alps.