MABB v6.6.6

fuck women!





sorry shitty and nokya <3, redd too <3 the rest can fuck off





P.S. drunked

<3





What happened, brother?

What do you have against Erica and Skorpionpasta?



Also:

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]

What happened, brother?[/quote]

i just found, out from my mother of all people, that a chick I cared about A LOT and loved for two years (it was reciprocated, or so she said before she dropped me like a bad habit for another dude at work) said she missed me a lot after ignoring me for year. If she does, why doesn't she call me? I'm assuming she deleted my number like I did hers about 10 months ago. Why say that though



My step-dad thinks she just said that to my mom to get on her good side, again

[quote name="jorsh"]



My step-dad thinks she just said that to my mom to get on her good side, again [/quote]





That's what it sounds like to me. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

she never sees my mother though, so I don't see why she'd say that.

She might feel guilty and want some closure now or something

YEAH! FUCK THEM BITCHES!!!

mexigranny <3333333

as sweet at that is, i'll go ahead and allow you to bash my gender. i seldom associate with them as they are usually trash-talking, backstabbing, overly competitive cunts.



dudes ftw

SIS!!! ctrl + 6

shitty is the exception as i'd totally go gay for her :tit:

Hot in.....

So hot in heerre.....

So hot in.....



Oh

Wan' a lil bit of uh uh and a lil bit of.

(Wan' a lil bit of uh uh just a lil bit of.

Wan' a lil bit of uh uh just a lil bit of.)



(Nelly)

(Uh) I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious

Oh, flirtacious, tryin to show patience

I'm waitin' for the right time to shoot my steez (you know)

Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys

Then um I'm leavin, please believin (oh)

Me and the rest of my heathens

Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons

Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin

No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve and, no teasin

I need you to get up up on the dance floor

Give that man what he askin for (oh)

Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (uh uh)

And can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use



(I said)

Its gettin hot in here (so hot)

So take off all your clothes (eh)

(Background voice: uh uh uh uh uh)



I am gettin to hot, I wanna take my clothes off

(repeat)



Why you at the bar if you ain't poppin the bottles (come on)

What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models

I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle

And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles

Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it

Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it

Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it

I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it

Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint

VOKAL tanktop, on at this point

Your with a winner so baby you cant lose

I got secrets cant leave Cancun

So take it off like you're home alone

You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone

Checkin your reflection and tellin your best fellating lover,

like "sexy leopard elevator I think my butt gett'n' big" (oh)



(Let it hang all out)

Mix a little bit a ah, ah

With a little bit a ah, ah

(Let it just fall out)

Give a little bit a ah, ah

With a little bit a ah, ah

(Let it hang all out)

With a little bit a ah, ah

And a sprinkle a that ah, ah

(Let it just fall out)

I like it when ya ah, ah

sexy leopard elevator, Baby make it ah, ah



Stop pacin, time wastin

I gotta fellating lover with a pole in the basement (What?)

I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)

Unless you gon' do it

Extra, extra eh, spread the news (check it)

Nelly took a trip from the Lune to Neptunes

Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons

Say she got a thing about cuttin in restrooms



(Let it hang all out)

Mix a little bit of ah, ah

With a little bit of ah, ah

(Let it just fall out)

Give a little bit of ah, ah

With a little bit of ah, ah

(Let it hang all out)

With a little bit of ah, ah

And a sprinkle of that ah, ah

(Let it just fall out)

I like it when ya ah, ah

sexy leopard elevator, Baby make it ah, ah

Oh

[quote name="erica"]shitty is the exception as i'd totally go gay for her :tit:[/quote]





:tit:

I fucked one earlier in this period. was nice.

yeah.............



saadly, i have cobwebs in my vagina in this period.

that's because you left the kitchen.

I'm a virgin 8)

[quote name="Lumbergh"]that's because you left the kitchen.[/quote]



i have a shirt that says "i should be in the kitchen" and i wear it when i go to the range

i haven't had relations of any kind in over four years so don't feel bad, none of you.

oh i don't. i know there's always The Beav

Relations I've had in the past year were bullshit, meaningless and a total waste of time. FUCK PEOPLE, not just women. There are way too many asshole and shit head people in this world.

:tit:

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Relations I've had in the past year were bullshit, meaningless and a total waste of time. FUCK PEOPLE, not just women. There are way too many asshole and shit head people in this world.[/quote]





seriously, this is truth, end of story.

[quote name="Noyka"]I'm a virgin 8)[/quote]

Do you honosetly think that we believe that?

I realized all those horrible truths about relationships pretty early in the game I guess. So I went and got me an older chick. She's already grown up and become used to things like compromise and quiet agreements. Makes things way easier than when I dated lassies around my own age (23).

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="erica"]shitty is the exception as i'd totally go gay for her :tit:[/quote]





:tit:[/quote]



oh yes

yeah I agree with this thread. I'm very sad , and is for women. :finger:

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Relations I've had in the past year were bullshit, meaningless and a total waste of time. FUCK PEOPLE, not just women. There are way too many asshole and shit head people in this world.[/quote]



but..there are some shining diamonds floating adrift upon the heaving, pulsating ocean of excreta that is humanity.



Respect

P.

a nice quote by a standup comedian here:



"In a relationship, you solve problems together. Problems you wouldn't have if you were alone."

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]I realized all those horrible truths about relationships pretty early in the game I guess. So I went and got me an older chick. She's already grown up and become used to things like compromise and quiet agreements. Makes things way easier than when I dated lassies around my own age (23).[/quote]



This be true. Longest relationship I ever had was with a chick four years older than me. We still fought all the time, but at least she didnt have all the petty insecurities of some of the girls i've met in the past.

Alas, older girls often have a higher running cost *tear*

[quote name="MorbidAngle"] Alas, older girls often have a higher running cost *tear*[/quote]



you're just a cheap bastard!

[quote name="baron von blondle"]

but..there are some shining diamonds floating adrift upon the heaving, pulsating ocean of excreta that is humanity.

[/quote]

Does this mean diamonds are less dense than excreta?



Edit: I don't know what I would do if I were you jorsh, maybe she wants to get back with you. Why she would try to impress your mum by saying something like that = beyond my feeble inexperienced self.

[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]

but..there are some shining diamonds floating adrift upon the heaving, pulsating ocean of excreta that is humanity.

[/quote]

Does this mean diamonds are less dense than excreta?[/quote]



:scienceredneck: :tvrkey:

[quote name="Lavabug"]Edit: I don't know what I would do if I were you jorsh, maybe she wants to get back with you. Why she would try to impress your mum by saying something like that = beyond my feeble inexperienced self.[/quote]



you'd not dwell on her manipulative words and go about your business. i'd imagine she said that to keep up appearances with the mom and fuck with jorsh's head.

I lost my hopes with women. they are like children. Why I have to waste my time trying to understand a world so complicated? They have labyrinths inside their brain. Full of little minotaurus.







I like women here, but in my real life is a bad period with relations

baby cries

a breast appears



behold the wonders of the pleasure principle and women's role within it!

i can just imagine a world where it would be acceptable the smack a hard-on bearer in the face with my chebs when he started being a whiny bastard.

[quote name="erica"]i can just imagine a world where it would be acceptable the smack a hard-on bearer in the face with my chebs when he started being a whiny bastard.[/quote]



I wouldn't mind hahaha

Mabb males Vs Mabb Females



1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2



we are not bastards, is that you women are too complicated













ctrl+6 with ya

what's weird to me is seeing odd couples and wondering how they make it work. like i know some guys who are really into metal and they have these girlfriends who like country and pop, they like completely different kinds of movies too. wtf?!!!

I share your being about these things

[quote name="erica"]you'd not dwell on her manipulative words and go about your business. i'd imagine she said that to keep up appearances with the mom and fuck with jorsh's head.[/quote]



this sounds like the most plausible explanation, and it sounds like something she'd do. I'm going with this.

i should start an advice column







:grimbeard: <----this wins btw

[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"] Alas, older girls often have a higher running cost *tear*[/quote]



you're just a cheap bastard![/quote]

:tit: Boobies please!!!

[quote name="erica"]what's weird to me is seeing odd couples and wondering how they make it work. like i know some guys who are really into metal and they have these girlfriends who like country and pop, they like completely different kinds of movies too. wtf?!!![/quote]

I don't find that so unfathomable. In fact I've pretty much ruled out any possibility of connecting with someone on music taste so I don't take it into consideration at all.



An old bandmate (we played fruital dm) has been with tons of retardedly hot preppy chicks and he probably listens to more death metal than most people on this forum. He's a bodybuilder, has short hair and looks presentable though(no visible tats/piercings/goatees/etc).

[quote name="Void"]a nice quote by a standup comedian here:



"In a relationship, you solve problems together. Problems you wouldn't have if you were alone."



[/quote]

[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]

but..there are some shining diamonds floating adrift upon the heaving, pulsating ocean of excreta that is humanity.

[/quote]

Does this mean diamonds are less dense than excreta?

[/quote]



I wouldn't be able to confirm that fact, but i can confirm that the sheer vastness of said ocean of excreta would be able to support a lead aircraft carrier.



i do hope this gooes some way to explain.

[quote name="erica"]i can just imagine a world where it would be acceptable the smack a hard-on bearer in the face with my chebs when he started being a whiny bastard.[/quote]

*whines*