MABB v6.6.6

so?



I want to drink a hot tea later, but as the english, at 5 o'clock in the afternoon

untrue for approximately 100 years.



old English traditions have been flushed down the toilet of history by bullshit modern life.



:iphoneculture:

Don't worry tho AOD cos in my house we always have tea and scones at 5 o'clock whilst listening to the Goon show on the wireless, you are welcome to join us but please wear tweed and bring your own pipe.

[quote name="baron von blondle"]Don't worry tho AOD cos in my house we always have tea and scones at 5 o'clock whilst listening to the Goon show on the wireless, you are welcome to join us but please wear tweed and bring your own pipe.[/quote]

:jealous:

hey you're all welcome!

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]Don't worry tho AOD cos in my house we always have tea and scones at 5 o'clock whilst listening to the Goon show on the wireless, you are welcome to join us but please wear tweed and bring your own pipe.[/quote]

:jealous:[/quote]

Most people are still at work or leaving work at this time.



And I'm sure it was only a tradition of the middle / upper classes.

all work throughout England should fucking well halt entirely at 5pm to take tea and cunting scones.



thats why the English are such a miserable bunch of moaning fucks these days, we need more tea and cake based leisure activities.

and better dentistry

[quote name="hafsteinn"]and better dentistry[/quote]



no! that is erosion of cultural rights.



I've got shit teeth and I'm proud.



Dentistry will be outlawed when I am Prime Minister.

i drink a shitload of tea so ive probably been drinking it at 5 o'clock a few times. i fucking hate scones though

[quote name="Rob"] i fucking hate scones though[/quote]



Blashphemer...

i prefer beer at 5pm

everyone hates scones but it's traditional so shut up and eat them like everyone else.



and beer o clock is 7pm.



however one may take nips at the Gin and/or Scotch that's in the larder at any time post 1pm or 8am if you are a Vicar or a Policeman.

Is it true English drink tea with cold milk?

[quote name="skorpioniasta"]Is it true English drink tea with cold milk?[/quote]





You can add cold milk inside hot tea. I tasted one time and was meh.

[quote name="skorpioniasta"]Is it true English drink tea with cold milk?[/quote]



with hot milk would just be bizarre

I hate milk and I wouldn't spoil my tea neither with cold nor hot.

I like (cold) milk in mine, but no sugar. sugar is a no no.

I put honey in milk and tea and is a total win

I like rooibos tea too. that shit is refreshing.

milk with tea always UNLESS it's Earl Grey.



foreign devils.

milk with tea (unless chai)



scones <<< muffins (blueberry ftw)



beer @ 7pm: you people wait that long?! wtf?!

I thought it was at 3pm?



Modern culture ruined this too.

This thread is awesome

what you are all failing to recognise in this thread is the absolute rigid superiority of the English culture.



You DO have milk with tea unless it's earl grey - then it's a slice of lemon.



ALL cakes must be heavy and indigestive so the stool emerges like a large chunk of masonry from the anus - thereby producing the standard English expression of displeasure at everything.



all other opinion/ritual is filthy foreign muck and WILL be stamped out in favour of the English way.



god save the queen.

One could assume that the original hypothesis of this thread is still in progress at the queens hall? Could I be totally wrong if making assumption like this? Baron, Devy, educate us!



[quote name="baron von blondle"]You DO have milk with tea unless it's earl grey - then it's a slice of lemon.[/quote]



So English =)

[quote name="baron von blondle"]everyone hates scones but it's traditional so shut up and eat them like everyone else.



and beer o clock is 7pm.



however one may take nips at the Gin and/or Scotch that's in the larder at any time post 1pm or 8am if you are a Vicar or a Policeman.[/quote]



beer o clock is anytime and every time of the day

[quote name="baron von blondle"]what you are all failing to recognise in this thread is the absolute rigid superiority of the English culture.



You DO have milk with tea unless it's earl grey - then it's a slice of lemon.



ALL cakes must be heavy and indigestive so the stool emerges like a large chunk of masonry from the anus - thereby producing the standard English expression of displeasure at everything.



all other opinion/ritual is filthy foreign muck and WILL be stamped out in favour of the English way.



god save the queen.[/quote]





I love brits.

What do you do if you have tea, but no milk or earl grey but no lemon?

[quote name="baron von blondle"]what you are all failing to recognise in this thread is the absolute rigid superiority of the English culture.



You DO have milk with tea unless it's earl grey - then it's a slice of lemon.



ALL cakes must be heavy and indigestive so the stool emerges like a large chunk of masonry from the anus - thereby producing the standard English expression of displeasure at everything.



all other opinion/ritual is filthy foreign muck and WILL be stamped out in favour of the English way.



god save the queen.[/quote]

[quote name="skorpioniasta"]What do you do if you have tea, but no milk or earl grey but no lemon?[/quote]



send a member of your housekeeping staff out to get the required ingredients or go to the pub

What the fuck is earl grey?

an old hard-on bearer coming out of of a pitcher?

Tam Tam old boy don't be a philistine, this is a very English thread and we don't like silly Johnny Foreigner mucking the place up, now tuck your shirt in, sit down quietly and behave with the manners befitting of a proper gentleman while I attempt to educate you.



Earl Grey tea is a tea blend with a distinctive flavour and aroma derived from the addition of oil extracted from the rind of the bergamot orange, a fragrant citrus fruit



The Earl Grey blend is named after the 2nd Earl Grey, British Prime Minister in the 1830s and author of the Reform Bill of 1832, who reputedly received a gift, probably a diplomatic perquisite, of tea flavoured with bergamot oil, taken from bergamot, a citrus fruit typical of Southeast Asia and grown commercially in Italy.



According to one legend, a grateful Chinese mandarin whose son was rescued from drowning by one of Lord Grey's men first presented the blend to the Earl in 1803.

i take tea with milk or without, its good either way. pyramid teabags are also the way forward, they release the most flavour, although thats more advanced tea chemistry that you yanks won't appreciate.



i think i might arrange a mabb tea party.

[quote name="baron von blondle"]Tam Tam old boy don't be a philistine, this is a very English thread and we don't like silly Johnny Foreigner mucking the place up, now tuck your shirt in, sit down quietly and behave with the manners befitting of a proper gentleman while I attempt to educate you.



[/quote]



Speak English!

i like my water cold and without tea

[quote name="Nick"]i like my water cold and without tea [/quote]

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Nick"]i like my water cold and without tea [/quote][/quote]



GET OUT OF THIS THREAD OR I'LL HAVE YOU SHOT AS GERMAN SPIES!!!

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Nick"]i like my water cold and without tea [/quote][/quote]

I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.

[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]



Here speaks a true gentleman, wise in the ways of tea. I hereby dub Thee Sir Ermy of the People.

[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Bourgeoisie!

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Bourgeoisie![/quote]

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Bourgeoisie![/quote]



bourgeoisie don't read Stalin you turd

[quote name="ManOfSteel"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Bourgeoisie![/quote]



bourgeoisie don't read Stalin you turd[/quote]

Stalin was a bourgeoisie.