MABB v6.6.6

have you ever used a DILDO for masturbating??? was funny or disturbing??

no, i use a vibrator.

take a picture of it

Husband: "Mary!.........Mary!!!!!!!.............what the hell is that thing in our dog's mouth?????"

Wife: "Ehm....ehm............don't worry John, my dear.....that is...ehm............that is...........just my piggy bank..."

No and I never will

never say never

Do they make vibrating pocket-pussies for lesbians?

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the only idea of tasting a fleshlight makes me feel like a loser

i had a pocket pussy once. i broke it.

You fucked it too hard or did you have a version for the chinese people?

[quote name="Pentelesh"]You fucked it too hard or did you have a version for the chinese people?[/quote]

[quote name="Pentelesh"]You fucked it too hard or did you have a version for the chinese people?[/quote]



i split it down the side the first time i used it.



its a blessing and a curse.

the feeling is like a real pussy??? it got wet also?

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]the feeling is like a real pussy??? it got wet also? [/quote]



it came with lube, the lube was pretty cool, it had the same consistancy as the real thing.



and i dont know if it felt real. i didnt even get it halfway down the shaft before it ripped.

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2 seconds on google[/quote]



I was joking.