a question for the female ( NSFW)

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a question for the female ( NSFW)

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have you ever used a DILDO for masturbating??? was funny or disturbing??





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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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:lol:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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:interessant:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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no, i use a vibrator.
why you wanna trip on me
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:) :) :)





take a picture of it
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Husband: "Mary!.........Mary!!!!!!!.............what the hell is that thing in our dog's mouth?????"

Wife: "Ehm....ehm............don't worry John, my dear.....that is...ehm............that is...........just my piggy bank..."
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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No and I never will
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never say never :grim:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Do they make vibrating pocket-pussies for lesbians?
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http://www.myshopping.com.au/PT--225_Ad ... _42782_e__



2 seconds on google
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the only idea of tasting a fleshlight makes me feel like a loser
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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i had a pocket pussy once. i broke it. :tear:
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You fucked it too hard or did you have a version for the chinese people?
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]You fucked it too hard or did you have a version for the chinese people?[/quote]



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]You fucked it too hard or did you have a version for the chinese people?[/quote]



i split it down the side the first time i used it.



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the feeling is like a real pussy??? it got wet also? :interessant:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]the feeling is like a real pussy??? it got wet also? :interessant:[/quote]



it came with lube, the lube was pretty cool, it had the same consistancy as the real thing.



and i dont know if it felt real. i didnt even get it halfway down the shaft before it ripped.
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[quote name="Noyka"]http://www.myshopping.com.au/PT--225_Ad ... _42782_e__



2 seconds on google[/quote]



I was joking.
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