MABB v6.6.6

everyones got them



whats yours?

peoples driving habits, gives me such road rage I want to get out of my car and kill them all with a claw hammer

"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"...here's mine:



People talking on cell phones or texting while I'm around (even though I do it)

People who drive the speed limit (or only 5 mph over) at all times

People who talk while I'm watching TV or a movie

When someone is late to something I have planned

The phrase "you go sexy leopard elevator." (Fuck, I want to kill people for this one)

I really hate people whose voice sucks but still sing along to everything

People who can't take criticism at all

The light switches not being even I have to avoid looking at them at school

people who pout when they don't get their way even when a compromise has been made by both. pathetic and childish, I hate people like this.

people who talk during movies or worse, quote a movie word for word, or worse, do it 2 seconds before it's said just to show off, or worse, sing during a song.

people who sing along with songs LOUDER than the song itself. i've had people do this in my car and it's resulted in me turning off the stereo.

people who pick at their finger nails. I don't know why but the noise that that makes really bugs me.

people who can't take criticism.

people who get all worked up when you call them out on bullshit that then try to turn the argument around so that you're somehow at fault when the reason you are the way you are is because of them. fuck off. I terminated a friendship recently because of an idiot like this.

people who are adults that cannot cook worth a shit. this is just pathetic.

people who don't wash their hands after using the restroom.

people who get mad when you don't call/text them back immediately.

people who bail out on you after you've bent over backwards to accommodate them as guests. fuck off.

people who can't manage their money and are living paycheck to paycheck despite making more than I do and complain about it. this is just retarded because they have about the same expenses that I do, they just blow all their money on useless shit and vacations that they cannot afford.

people who drive slow for no reason.

people who refuse to make a right turn on red despite it being perfectly legal. these idiots have made me late to work a couple of times.

people who buy into conspiracy theories. you might be an intelligent person, but you're still retarded and I want nothing to do with you.

people who list off all their pet peeves.

people who leave a concert before the headliner takes the stage. scene kids are notorious for this and it really pisses me off. they don't even give the band a chance. fuck off.

hahaha, F.ock off = fuck off.

people who sing during songs, specifically women. drives me fucking crazy

news casters who for some reason sometimes chuckle during sad news

retarded songs names like "tastes like kevin bacon" or "gore gore gadget" or "i heard clark gabble was gay" GO DIE YOU pizza burgers

the word "fruital"

girls who sing without any music

8 string guitars

arrogant musicians

redneck/whitetrash women

gamers who act like their the shit.. prepubescent voice "i just owned you, bitch"

gamers that get mad at others who are playing with/against them because they're not pros

people who spell the word a lot "alot"

arrogant people that work at.. walmart (mostly managers) wow, you went far in life. you've really earned the right to be a dick.

political fanatics that obsess over bullshit all their lives



more to come

People who use the phrases "irregardless," "a whole 'nother," and "all of the sudden," and can't spell the word "definitely."

i really cant stand when, instead of saying "supposedly", people say "supposobly" or "supposovly".



i had a fellating lover that would constantly mix the two and say "supposobvly". really? come on.



that drives me fucking nuts.



it also bugs me when people say "rift" instead of "riff"

[quote name="HbW"]People who use the phrases "irregardless," "a whole 'nother," and "all of the sudden," and can't spell the word "definitely."[/quote]



I use to say "a whole 'nother" when I was a bit younger. I never payed attention to how I said it until a fellating lover pointed it out.

i also hate when people spell awesome "awsum" or something retarded like that

[quote name="zim"]people who spell the word a lot "alot"[/quote]



This gets on my nerves so bad too.



People who walk too slow

Girls with really high fucking voices



I'll have more later. Currently blanking out.

over use of the word epic, usually to describe something that is not epic at all

[quote name="Redd"]
[quote name="zim"]people who spell the word a lot "alot"[/quote]



This gets on my nerves so bad too.



People who walk too slow

Girls with really high fucking voices



I'll have more later. Currently blanking out.[/quote]



and you have a husky voice and a five-o-clock shadow?

[quote name="TAM TAM"]over use of the word epic, usually to describe something that is not epic at all[/quote]





I make epic fucking meals, and that's just a simple fact.

Small dogs.

[quote name="TAM TAM"]over use of the word epic, usually to describe something that is not epic at all[/quote]



fucking this!



[quote name="HbW"]People who use the phrases "irregardless,"[/quote]



this one in particular hits some bizarre nerve with me, i have a hatred for it bordering on irrational. this is beyond the realm of pet peeve, hearing someone use irregardless actually makes me angry

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Small dogs.



[/quote]



This times a million.

fuck you two then.

Then stop having a yappy little asshole.

i hate when someone talks to me while i am on the phone. i don't know who to tell to shut up.

I hate when someone i'm talking to didn't hear what i said and i am forced to repeat it. I'd rather repeat "I'm not saying it again" than to repeat what I actually originally said. It's my flaw, not the other person's, but i hate it nonetheless.

i also hate the overuse of epic and amazing.

i hate when people say "i shit you not" or "i'm totally stoked"

idk there's lots

I hate it when people fucking breathe. wtf

[quote name="sade"]fuck you two then.[/quote]

small dogs

and [quote name="abzu"]I hate it when people fucking breathe. wtf [/quote]

i know right?

I have to work with temps sometimes, they will stand around and do nothing at any opportunity Some will even use their cell phones DURING WORK TIME!

The apparent new meaning of the word "random". The rage I feel when I hear people use it to describe the most basic things borders on psychotic. There's even a sweet/candy in my land called Randoms now. If it was truly random then you'd open the packet and unleash a swarming cloud of chaos that would make Pandora's Box look like your gran's rainy day craft box. But no, what you actually get is some jellies shaped like letter boxes and crocodiles.



:WAA:

[quote name="Devy"]The apparent new meaning of the word "random". The rage I feel when I hear people use it to describe the most basic things borders on psychotic. There's even a sweet/candy in my land called Randoms now. If it was truly random then you'd open the packet and unleash a swarming cloud of chaos that would make Pandora's secretary of state cube look like your gran's rainy day craft secretary of state cube. But no, what you actually get is some jellies shaped like letter boxes and crocodiles.



:WAA:[/quote]



the adverts for said sweet would be one of mine.

people who dont get off the phone when they walk up to a cash register

Sometimes my flatmate takes a call while we're watching telly. Common courtesy would dictate that you leave the room, it's like she wants me to hear the conversation like I care or something.



I hate when my phone rings out just before i answer and i ring back immediately only for it to ring out on me! Fuck I hate that, i'd say it's my top pet peeve.

Cell phones. :looe:

people who have weirdly specific pet-peeves, and feel the need to point out that what you're doing "is one of my pet peeves", with such an air of self-righteous indignation that you'd think you killed their first-born

Kinda like that?

fuck off

[quote name="Skinfection"]misspellings

also "txt tlk." is it really that difficult to type out the one or two more letters so you dont come across like you have an IQ equivalent to that of your shoe size?[/quote]



ugh, god, i cant fucking stand this



i always type everything out when i text, i dont even like using "lol"

i hate texting i just call people, it saves time and effort

[quote name="Rob"]i hate texting i just call people, it saves time and effort [/quote]



i feel like i never see anyone using their cellphones to call people anymore. i've never seen my little sister use hers other than for texting

if somethings really important ill text someone if they don't pick up but it will take me a good while to actually type out the message.

i hate people who talk on bluetooths, people who constantly text, people who are in a crowd of people, yet still talk on a fucking cellphone

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Rob"]i hate texting i just call people, it saves time and effort [/quote]



i feel like i never see anyone using their cellphones to call people anymore. i've never seen my little sister use hers other than for texting[/quote]



I don't even have texting enabled on my phone.



I only use the cell phone in general if there's an issue with the bus and or I need to find an alternative way to get from school or to school. I don't understand people who use their phone all the time to me it's pointless.

[quote name="rhino"]i hate people who talk on bluetooths[/quote]



^



i only use my bluetooth with my ps3 or if i'm driving, and even then only on long trips because otherwise it isn't worth the hassle of enabling it on my phone and pairing it up. i can't count the number of times i've mistakenly tried to talk to people who i thought were addressing me for some reason, but turns out they're just headsetting it up and then i feel like a mild jackass but not too much really because the fault isn't entirely mine.



these people seem universally to be oblivious to the world around them -- i'd like to think if i were in their position i'd at least like point to the headset or try to acknowledge the other person in some way.



as far as the texting subject: i almost never use shorthand with texts, the only exception is if doing so will cut the total message length down to less than 160 characters and thus spare sending an extra message.

i need to remember to buy one of those ps3 headsets

Kids who play RnB from the speakers of their phones while on the bus

people who put their headsets next to their stereo and broadcast whatever shitty music they're listening to everyone in a game lobby. doesn't happen to me much but i see it happen all the damn time when my brother plays CoD

our lord and master hates it when black people...