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If you were a director
Posted: 06 Sep 2009, 21:45
by Ninny
What movie would you make :?:
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 06 Sep 2009, 21:50
by shadowalk
I gather it would be somewhere along the lines of Blade Runner and Escape From New York because I absolutely love their concepts. Making something like that is kinda puzzling, though.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 06 Sep 2009, 22:14
by methodrone
probably a mix between charlie kauffman and david lynch, philosophical questions within a unsettling frame that breaks film traditions. Or maybe samurai type movies about Icelandic vikings, kind of like the spaghetti westerns
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 06 Sep 2009, 22:28
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
something with midgets
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 06 Sep 2009, 22:30
by djonni greazo
i would hire the same crew Jodorowski did for that Dune project, than i would hire the man himself to be my assistant and let him do the directing while i watch and learn

Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 00:11
by droidspawn
I'd nobly and miserably fail but I'd attempt a surreal, mindfuck of a movie Fellini style, ala 8 1/2.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 00:46
by rhino
a documentary on sludge/doom metal
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 01:53
by Redd
Nazi zombies that take over modern-day Germany and bring back the Nazi government, but instead of killing jews, they eat them.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 01:54
by methodrone
well the nazi zombie thing has been done
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 01:56
by Redd
[quote name="hafsteinn"]well the nazi zombie thing has been done[/quote]
Not with them taking over Germany and eating jews.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 01:57
by methodrone
how would they tell the jew brains apart from other brains seeing that their just a walking diseased nervous system?
give me the plot
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 01:58
by Redd
They can smell them. All good aryans can smell a jew from a mile away, undead or not.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 02:06
by methodrone
A cupful of mead:
The plot centers around three swordslingers competing to get the most headcount to appease the gods.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 11:18
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="rhino"]a documentary on sludge/doom metal[/quote]
[youtube]3CHY0xOvPbE[/youtube]
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 13:41
by Holocaust
A movie about a bunch of stoners who get into a fight and kill each other.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 15:06
by FUKKET
a serious sci-fi/horror/terror flick with hardcore sex scenes

Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 16:55
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="Redd"]Nazi zombies that take over modern-day Germany and bring back the Nazi government, but instead of killing jews, they eat them.[/quote]

Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 16:57
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
i'd make of course a movie ambiented in 1700, with scenes of sex,alchool,violence and satanism.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 21:29
by Mesarthim
a movie about

and

awkward relationship with

Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 21:55
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Lumbergh"]a movie about

and

awkward relationship with

[/quote]
id be like one of 3 people to go see this

Re: If you were a director
Posted: 07 Sep 2009, 22:24
by Mr. P
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Lumbergh"]a movie about

and

awkward relationship with

[/quote]
id be like one of 3 people to go see this

[/quote]
They already made Waynes World and few sequals for it!
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 08 Sep 2009, 02:51
by Abzu
[quote name="FUKKET"]a serious sci-fi/horror/terror flick with hardcore sex scenes

[/quote]
Me too, but you said it first. I'll direct the sequel and you can make a triumphant return to direct part three.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 08 Sep 2009, 03:01
by baron von blondle
I'd make a movie about me, starring me as me and me as my father and me as my grandfather and be rich and famous and you'd all be sorry you laughed at my posting on the mabb about being a director and making a movie about me, starring me as me and me as my father and me as my grandfather and be rich and famous and you'd all be sorry you laughed at my posting on the mabb about being a director and making a movie about me, starring me as me and me as my father and me as my grandfather and be rich and famous and you'd all be sorry you laughed at my posting on the mabb about being a director and making a movie about me, starring me as me and me as my father and me as my grandfather and be rich and famous and you'd all be sorry you laughed at my posting on the mabb about being a director and making :tit:

Re: If you were a director
Posted: 08 Sep 2009, 03:02
by Abzu
I'd see that.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 08 Sep 2009, 03:09
by methodrone
How about a movie where an old lady dies without feeding her cats and the rest of the film is just one still shot where we can see them feasting on her rotting flesh?
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 08 Sep 2009, 06:00
by Haunty
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]a serious sci-fi/horror/terror flick with hardcore sex scenes

[/quote]
Me too, but you said it first. I'll direct the sequel and you can make a triumphant return to direct part three.[/quote]
Oh god, that would be lovely. I'd love to do some incredibly atmospheric, goddamn
dark terror movies, with hardcore sex scenes that are actually
hot.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 08 Sep 2009, 16:27
by FUKKET
[quote name="Skinfection"]something along the lines of lloyd kaufman meets george romero meets terry gilliam with a sprinkling of tarantino[/quote]
what a killer!

Re: If you were a director
Posted: 09 Sep 2009, 17:42
by Hugo.
A movie about the true essence of existence a la Zen Buddhims entitled:
'One Million Velociraptors Attack Paris on Christmas Day.'
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 09 Sep 2009, 20:10
by shadowalk
[quote name="FUKKET"]a serious sci-fi/horror/terror flick with hardcore sex scenes

[/quote]
FUKKET ftw!

Re: If you were a director
Posted: 09 Sep 2009, 21:34
by Anomander
The Gunslinger (based on Stephen Kings The Dark Tower)
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 09 Sep 2009, 21:43
by Mesarthim
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="rhino"]a documentary on sludge/doom metal[/quote]
[youtube]3CHY0xOvPbE[/youtube][/quote]
this looks neat.
funny thing is, i've seen most of those bands that are featured in that numerous times now since I moved to "the south". it really is quite an experience.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 09 Sep 2009, 23:31
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
i really do need to make it out to more shows. i just missed a big 3 day doom festival in frederick over labor day weekend. stupid work

.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 05:38
by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man
Shamelessly in your face anti-government/anti-war propaganda film. Something that does to those things what American History X did to gang violence and racism.
But I have no imagination, hence
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 06:00
by TamPron
porn.
Re: If you were a director
Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 18:17
by Holocaust
[quote name="TAM TAM"]porn.[/quote]