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i know many people have names for their gear, mines "the sludgehammer"



whats yours?
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"Smally"





















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There is no nickname for mine :O
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Car, because I have a station wagon in my pants
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]"Smally"





















:lol:[/quote]



haha. you, sir, are the epitome of win
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AOD has been winning for some time now
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"hunchback"





cause its grotesque
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]Car, because I have a station wagon in my pants[/quote]





*nuclear weapon :redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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"weapon of ASS destruction"
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i go with the classic and call mine "junk"
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that's not really a nickname though
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thor
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[quote name="Lumbergh"]thor[/quote]



nice



"hammer of thor" would have also been acceptable
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"Terry."
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one of my ex's called her vagina "gary" and she called my dick "frank" or "the love bug"
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[quote name="dickzilla"]one of my ex's called her vagina "gary" and she called my dick "frank" or "the love bug"[/quote]



:oldryan:
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Hardmember and the International Balls Of Mystery
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sometimes i go "aw yeah suck that cock". so i guess mine is called cock
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]one of my ex's called her vagina "gary" and she called my dick "frank" or "the love bug"[/quote]



:oldryan:[/quote]



yeah, it was kinda awkward, but, she had amazing tits and a pussy to die for, so i dealt with it.
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Thunder

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the octagon
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The Hymenator
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

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[quote name="abzu"]:wangux:[/quote]
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meat totem
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[quote name="Devy"]The Hymenator[/quote]



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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Devy"]The Hymenator[/quote]



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When I was a kid it was "Freddy"



now he tends to get called "Chin-chan" (not by me) :oldryan:
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Girthzilla
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