MABB v6.6.6

-Ending a sentence with "right?"

-Saying "yeah" and "no" in succession, as in "yeah, no that was a good movie"

-Starting sentences with "I feel like..."

-"I see what you did there" has to go



There's one more I can't think of. I hear it all the time so I'll probably have it before I return from work.

i am guilty of the right thing but i have made an effort to drop that phrase from my vocab

i'm trying to cut back on "do you know what i'm saying?"

My personal lexicon is to be subjected to a boisterous, chirpy overhaul this very month!

aren't you supposed to be in the US now?

I fly into Dulles on June 15th I wanted to go earlier (ie this week) but couldnt get a visa on time.

[quote name="Paste Human"]-Saying "yeah" and "no" in succession, as in "yeah, no that was a good movie"

-.[/quote]



I thought that was just an Aussie country-folk thing.

This tool I used to work with would start EVERY sentence with, or an answer to a question with "yeah, naaahh..." in this horrible nasally voice.



I wanted to deck him.

Coyly ending a sentence with "Just sayin'" is the one I couldn't think of in the OP.



I hear the word "jenky" used much more often than is necessary, but I think that might just be limited to my roommates.

sometimes I use "yeah, no" but it's usually when I'm really annoyed and mocking something

[quote name="Zilly Toid"]I fly into Dulles on June 15th I wanted to go earlier (ie this week) but couldnt get a visa on time.[/quote]



boo-urns. just for the summer again correct?

I'm heading to NY for my birthday on 21st of Sept, flying to Tampa from there and flying out of lummo's cowtown on 1st of Oct. The place I'm working this summer should bring in substantially more dollars than last year and its out of DC in Bethesda so less chance of squandering cash in bars after work. I really need to make some cash this summer, because I'm coming home to a badly-paid internship.

The euro will be so dead by the time you get home that being paid in dollars will look like a good thing.

Just said an almost identical thing to a fellating lover of mine

Buy a bunch of cigarettes, for that will be the new currency.

I'm saving up to buy Ireland a nationalised oil company, actually.

[quote name="Meat Engine"]Buy a bunch of cigarettes, for that will be the new currency.[/quote]

I hate the unnecessary "it the" in a lot of the thread titles, such as "I have it the headache" or some similar shit. Just write "I have a headache" if you need to share such life-shattering news with the entire fucking world.

[quote name="Shredlord"]I hate the unnecessary "it the" in a lot of the thread titles, such as "I have it the headache" or some similar shit. Just write "I have a headache" if you need to share such life-shattering news with the entire fucking world.[/quote]



i think "it the" has died down a bit lately

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]I hate the unnecessary "it the" in a lot of the thread titles, such as "I have it the headache" or some similar shit. Just write "I have a headache" if you need to share such life-shattering news with the entire fucking world.[/quote]



i think "it the" has died down a bit lately[/quote]





i never noticed it....



bardism must be ingrained it the my brain

.....hmm.

[quote name="Devy"].....hmm.[/quote]



My thoughts exactly. To say that bard speak is exempt from this is an understatement.

It was more about Fukket claiming that bard speak was ingrained in his brain, then somehow managing to use it wrong



While on the subject, bard speak off the board :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Shit people say on here doesn't bother me. Although the thought of suddenly using lingo that I had no part in creating strikes me as odd, so I won't be doing it any time soon.

Stay the course, big fella, you're doing fine so far.

This is maybe the third time you've implied that I'll crack under the pressure (?) and give up posting here, as if I'm just not cut out for it. What gives?

You're looking for sarcasm where there isn't any sir, I meant exactly what I said. Most folk show up and either try way too hard to fit in or start complaining about how things are done. As it is, you've done neither of those things.

[quote name="Devy"]While on the subject, bard speak off the board :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::[/quote]



correct!

Yeah no, I see what you mean. I feel like people just blabber on, right?

[quote name="Devy"]You're looking for sarcasm where there isn't any sir, I meant exactly what I said. Most folk show up and either try way too hard to fit in or start complaining about how things are done. As it is, you've done neither of those things.[/quote]



I guess I didn't realize this place has such a volatile history of posters

[quote name="Devy"]It was more about Fukket claiming that bard speak was ingrained in his brain, then somehow managing to use it wrong :[/quote]



well spotted

[quote name="Devy"]You're looking for sarcasm where there isn't any sir, I meant exactly what I said. Most folk show up and either try way too hard to fit in or start complaining about how things are done. As it is, you've done neither of those things.[/quote]

you are hacked and editing my posts!

[quote name="Paste Human"]
[quote name="Devy"]You're looking for sarcasm where there isn't any sir, I meant exactly what I said. Most folk show up and either try way too hard to fit in or start complaining about how things are done. As it is, you've done neither of those things.[/quote]



I guess I didn't realize this place has such a volatile history of posters [/quote]



Without a hint of exaggeration, I think we've had a 5% success rate with new posters over the years. I posted a tirade about them somewhere else on the board, but I forget where and can't be arsed looking for it. It's like they don't look at this place before they start posting, it's insane.

Mabb is actually one of the kinder forums for new posters. But stray too far into tooldom and we will strike you down.

[quote name="Zilly Toid"]Mabb is actually one of the gayest forums for new posters. But stray too far into submission and we will fuck you good.[/quote]

i was insulted by imran in my introduction post

Imran is insults what marshmallows are to space exploration.

Uh sorry to break this to you, guys, but I'm not a lady. I'm a dude.

I got a pretty fruital hazing when I joined because I was young and retarded. But I love all of youuu <3

[quote name="Abzu"]Uh sorry to break this to you, multiple hard-on bearers, but I'm not a lady. I'm a dude.[/quote]



this is always hilarious

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Abzu"]Uh sorry to break this to you, multiple hard-on bearers, but I'm not a lady. I'm a dude.[/quote]



this is always hilarious[/quote]





Also, I may have said something to that effect when I joined.

I had a few moments with Skinner & Nick (the nuns) when I joined on 1.0 - mainly due to having no idea of bard speak, as well as being called a n00b and hop

we're all a pretty easy bunch to get along with, so long as you're minimally attentive/not a colossal retard. it's bizarre, but those are actually astronomically high standards.

[quote name="Dudley"]we're all a pretty easy bunch to get along with, so long as you're minimally attentive/not a colossal retard. it's bizarre, but those are actually astronomically high standards.[/quote]

I'm pretty surprised by some of the new folk that come along.

The worst is when dudes just push their little mini able-bodied chap agenda after already being called out on it.

David Vincent posts here?

[quote name="Dudley"]we're all a pretty easy bunch to get along with, so long as you're minimally attentive/not a colossal retard. it's bizarre, but those are actually astronomically high standards.[/quote]



wait a minute, this is the second time in two weeks that we've agreed on something!

:follwing: