Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 23 Aug 2009, 15:44
I burned me cooking! I need 150cc's of Emergency Jesus, STAT!! Prep those Prayer-drip bags ASAP!! 
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Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 23 Aug 2009, 17:24
then make something else
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 23 Aug 2009, 22:52
he had time to run to the computer whilst stuff was burning?
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 23 Aug 2009, 23:23
I always run to the computer during an emergency. Soon I'll have to get an Iphone so that if I fall and can't get up I can still tell you all what I ate for breakfast that day! 
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 23 Aug 2009, 23:30
Your food deserved it.
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 01:01
There's something to be said about low heat and patience.
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 02:18
Not when you're trying to pan-sear something.
[quote name="Nick"]he had time to run to the computer whilst stuff was burning?[/quote]
I burnt myself. And I didn't post about it until an hour or so later.
[quote name="Nick"]he had time to run to the computer whilst stuff was burning?[/quote]
I burnt myself. And I didn't post about it until an hour or so later.
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 10:58
you were on fire for an hour 
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 11:55
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 16:45
The point was that by burning myself, I came up with the expression "Emergency Jesus." Don't fuck this up for me. 
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 24 Aug 2009, 22:07
:backupsavior:
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 25 Aug 2009, 02:44
Call GOD-911!! We have a situation!!
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 31 Aug 2009, 14:27
Here's the burn:
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 01 Sep 2009, 00:06
...
the rack of a convection oven at 550f
the rack of a convection oven at 550f
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 01 Sep 2009, 01:55
I feel ya, man. I've definitely done that my fair share of times.
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 01 Sep 2009, 02:49
ah the branded tribal markings of the Cook Tribe... 
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 01 Sep 2009, 23:51
Especially when Cook is your last name. :tit:
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 02 Sep 2009, 03:28
Your last name is Cook?
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 02 Sep 2009, 21:28
That it is.
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 03 Sep 2009, 21:36
[quote name="abzu"]...
the rack of a convection oven at 550f
[/quote]
That's a penis head on the right.
the rack of a convection oven at 550f
[/quote]That's a penis head on the right.
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 03 Sep 2009, 21:42
[quote name="HbW"]That it is.[/quote]
i know some people with the last name of cook
i know some people with the last name of cook
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 03 Sep 2009, 23:44
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 06:48
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]
[quote name="abzu"]...
the rack of a convection oven at 550f
[/quote]
That's a penis head on the right.[/quote]
That would be one stubby penis head then
[quote name="abzu"]...
the rack of a convection oven at 550f
[/quote]That's a penis head on the right.[/quote]
That would be one stubby penis head then
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 07:01
It's a butt
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 08:57
use an oven-mitten next time einstein
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 09:08
Put an oven mit on in a restaurant kitchen and you'll re-earn that Jonathan Davis routine, Zimberly.
We used tongs for grabbing. That was a split second touch against the top rack while pulling a GBC out of the middle rack.
We used tongs for grabbing. That was a split second touch against the top rack while pulling a GBC out of the middle rack.
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 09:47
i thought it was at your home
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 10:08
Nein.
Re: Aaaaah, BALLS!!!
Posted: 04 Sep 2009, 20:27
[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="HbW"]That it is.[/quote]
i know some people with the last name of cook[/quote]
how many are you related to that youve fucked?
[quote name="HbW"]That it is.[/quote]
i know some people with the last name of cook
[/quote]how many are you related to that youve fucked?