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Eldery man, woman critical after separate bee attacks



PHOENIX – Two elderly people are in the hospital after hundreds of bees swarmed two different Valley neighborhoods.



Doctors are keeping a close eye on an 81-year old Phoenix woman who was attacked by bees at her home in the area 33rd Avenue and Cactus Road.



Toni Parker walked outside Wednesday afternoon and was swarmed by bees from a hive that was under a shed in her backyard.



Parker tried to run back into the house, but fell and broke her hip. That's when the bees really attacked. They stung Parker more than 300 times all over her body, even inside her mouth and ears.



Neighbors heard Parker screaming and called 911.



Fire crews tried to use extinguishers and hoses to clear off the bees but the bees then started to attack them. Two vice squad officers were also stung about 50 times each.



"We haven't had that many bee attacks this year, but this is the time when they start to get aggressive," said Phoenix Fire Captain Dorian Jackson.



3TV’s Mike Watkiss was on scene an hour afterwards and the bees were still staying put.



Parker's family says doctors are watching her closely, but she is expected to recover.



The second bee attack took place in front of a home near 32nd Street and Indian School Road just a few hours later.



According to fire crews, the 85-year-man was trying to get rid of the bees by vacuuming them. The swarm turned on him with a vengeance, stinging him between 75 and 100 times.



Officers dragged the man for two blocks before the bees gave up their attack.



The man, whose name has not been released, was rushed to the hospital. He reportedly is in critical condition.

speaking of throwing shit on the fire (thanks chili cheese fries :santa;)...



<!-- m -->http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=2243176<!-- m --> FLAME BROILED BEES splendid mate of mine

IGNITION!





OH THE BEEMANITY

Idiots, we are almost out of bees

2 QUARTS OF 87 OCTANE GASOLINE REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!!!

[quote name="Ninny"]Idiots, we are almost out of bees[/quote]



Ninny-logic is humanity's greatest achievement

Devy, how is the bee population doing in London?

I haven't noticed any around for a while, I think they're all massing to finish of that old hard-on bearer

we still khav plenty

Haven't seen shit for bees this year.

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Haven't seen shit for bees this year. [/quote]





or flies/lightning bugs for that matter, thats pretty weird

I haven't seen a lightning bug in at least 15 years.

[quote name="Lumbergh"]I haven't seen a lightning bug in at least 15 years.[/quote]



I think I've seen one lighting bug in the last 3 years, and no bees for about a year come to think of it..

NJ has stolen all of your lightning bugs. And we are keeping them.

I run and scream at the sight of a single bee. eff those mofos.

[quote name="Teresa"]I run and scream at the sight of a single bee. eff those mofos.[/quote]

we had plenty of lightning bugs

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Teresa"]I run and scream at the sight of a single bee. eff those mofos.[/quote][/quote]

Don't worry, zimberly, someday you'll find a man to protect you from all the bees and spiders.

[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Haven't seen shit for bees this year. [/quote]





or flies/lightning bugs for that matter, thats pretty weird[/quote]

Same here

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Teresa"]I run and scream at the sight of a single bee. eff those mofos.[/quote][/quote]

Don't worry, zimberly, someday you'll find a man to protect you from all the bees and spiders.[/quote]



Well you be that man? Will you!?

I definitely hear Adam West's voice saying that in my head.

[quote name="HbW"]I definitely hear Adam West's voice saying that in my head. [/quote]

I hear the older, wobbly voiced, Family hard-on bearer West saying it.

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Haven't seen shit for bees this year. [/quote]





or flies/lightning bugs for that matter, thats pretty weird[/quote]

Same here[/quote]



ive just noticed less mosquitoes

[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Haven't seen shit for bees this year. [/quote]





or flies/lightning bugs for that matter, thats pretty weird[/quote]

Same here[/quote]



ive just noticed less mosquitoes[/quote]

Unfortunately, I have not. Those goddamn fuckers...

ive been out around the bay more then usual too

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="HbW"]I definitely hear Adam West's voice saying that in my head. [/quote]

I hear the older, wobbly voiced, Family hard-on bearer West saying it.[/quote]



Yeah, exactly.

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="HbW"]I definitely hear Adam West's voice saying that in my head. [/quote]

I hear the older, wobbly voiced, Family hard-on bearer West saying it.[/quote]



Yeah, exactly. [/quote]