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ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 03:04
by scarica
no one has sexed my cellphone...NO ONE!!!! :alone:

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 03:08
by scarica
okay i just called myself from my house phone to make sure i can receive calls and it works. really weird though...no incoming calls or texts. :huh:

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 03:10
by Sarcofago
Sorry too hear that.



Erica,

Are you the vice squad officer?

Or whas it somebody else on the mabb?

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 03:16
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
yeah Patrick, she' s our Policegirl :tit:



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Erica don't complain about that. cellphones s-uck!

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 03:21
by Sarcofago
Yeah Marco,



Nothing is more sexy than a women in a uniform :xx:



In a respectful way ofcourse :redneck:

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 03:40
by scarica
aye, ima cop. and work has a tendency to call me when i'm off to inquire about reports and what not. i usually am annoyed by the calls from family and friends when i'm working, but having time on my hands and no contact with anyone surprisingly blows. oh well. guess i'll go scarf down some donuts er something.

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 03:45
by Sarcofago
Donuts :xx:

It's because i must loose some weight, otherwise i would have pounding my mouth with a nice donut.

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 04:31
by scarica
oh trust me...have a 70% administrative job is sure to produce junk in the trunk...which i'm working to drop. i've put on a good 25 punds since i graduated the academy a couple years ago.

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 09:09
by Abzu
Want some help working that off? :greenie: :jizz:

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 09:43
by zim
[quote name="abzu"]Want some help working that off? :greenie: :jizz:[/quote]



i doubt she's into deicide

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 09:58
by scarica
i could certainly use several good workout sessions :tit:

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 11:37
by Grudge
I've been exercising my abs recently

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 12:12
by Bathsalt Zombie
the only source of exercise I get is when I ride my bike to and from work, and the occasional ride-around-town-for-as-long-as-I-can kinda stints I do.

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 12:51
by Haunty
for a second there i thoght you were erica, and riding your bike to work made no sense

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 12:54
by zim
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]jack daniels broke in last night and made all sorts of no sense at all, all over the place[/quote]

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 16:02
by Haunty
as I mentioned in my moving thread, jack daniels plans to break int omorrow night and make even less sense. also, he wil be ewwearing a greeen suit.

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 22:09
by Abzu
[quote name="erica"]i could certainly use several good workout sessions :tit:[/quote]

:god: :ba: :pepper: :ryan: :tit: :god:

:jizz:

:xx:

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 22:28
by Mr. P
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="erica"]i could certainly use several good workout sessions :tit:[/quote]

:god: :ba: :pepper: :ryan: :tit: :god:

:jizz:

:xx:[/quote]



Well get your butt over here and I shall have a workout session with you!!! == :beer:

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 01 Jul 2009, 23:29
by scarica
:tit: :beer:

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 02 Jul 2009, 00:54
by TamPron
sexual preversions

Re: ive been off for two whole days and...

Posted: 02 Jul 2009, 02:02
by Sarcofago
My goodness, you guys know how to treat a lady :lol: