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my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:21
by Bathsalt Zombie
250 posts to go, and here we go

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:21
by Bathsalt Zombie
time for some whoring

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:22
by Bathsalt Zombie
and to step it up to overdrive

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:22
by Bathsalt Zombie
especially if I want to go out tonight

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:23
by Bathsalt Zombie
to get this and still go out and drink with friends

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:23
by Bathsalt Zombie
I have my hands full

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:23
by Bathsalt Zombie
But I've done it before

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:24
by Bathsalt Zombie
but jesus christ am I an inconsistent poster

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:25
by Bathsalt Zombie
but if I get this tonight, I'll be back with the pack

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:25
by Bathsalt Zombie
will I get it tonight?

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:26
by Bathsalt Zombie
or will I not?

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:26
by Bathsalt Zombie
that's the ultimate question

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:27
by Bathsalt Zombie
anyways, I have to confess

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:27
by Bathsalt Zombie
I love karaoke

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:27
by Bathsalt Zombie
you can find me on karaoke nights at the bars I go to.

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:28
by Bathsalt Zombie
tonight it's pornaoke

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:30
by Bathsalt Zombie
10 pm to 3 am

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:30
by Bathsalt Zombie
at one of the most crappy looking dive bars

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:32
by Bathsalt Zombie
but it's famous for pornaoke.

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:32
by Bathsalt Zombie
now what's pornaoke you ask?

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:33
by Bathsalt Zombie
it's karaoke, but with hardcore porn playing in the background

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:34
by Bathsalt Zombie
and the hard-on bearer who runs it, finds the cheapest, raunchiest ones too

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:34
by rhino
really dude

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:35
by Bathsalt Zombie
yes, really

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:35
by Bathsalt Zombie
it's a site to see nonetheless

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:35
by Bathsalt Zombie
I'll probably leave around 9:30

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:36
by Bathsalt Zombie
so that gives me an hour and a half to get as much posts as I possibly could

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:37
by Bathsalt Zombie
As long as I don't get distracted by the baseball game

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:37
by Bathsalt Zombie
yeah, this is gonna be pretty fucking hard

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:41
by Bathsalt Zombie
god damn I'm fucking hungry

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 06:58
by Bathsalt Zombie
*makes some velveeta shells and cheese*

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 07:05
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
You need to get drunk and do this. Your drunk whoring thread from the old board was epic.

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 07:19
by Bathsalt Zombie
then I'll come back to this tonight after I get home from the bar.

Re: my shot at 1k

Posted: 19 Jun 2009, 02:48
by Redd
[quote name="Aaron himself"]*makes some velveeta shells and cheese*[/quote]



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