MABB v6.6.6

mother's day was like a month ago. oops.

did you accidentally wish your mom happy mother's day today?

no, i remembered that her birthday is coming up soon, and that reminded me that i forgot about the whole mother's day thing

You're a terrible son and she probably hates your guts now so don't even bother getting her a birthday gift.

I hate mother's day.

just get her something really expensive for her birthday and tell her you couldn't get anything for mothers day because you were saving up for it. BAM!

I spent $30 on a Bill O'Reilly book for mom that she read and then proceeded to tell me "I like the show better, but I'm sure your father will appreciate it for father's day"

Your mom is a Billy O' Psycho fan?

Both my parents are, he makes some good points occassionally but can't get passed his own ego to talk about what's really going on.



I don't mind Glen Beck though, he's the other hard-on bearer my parents watch.

My mom never likes anything, but then she gets butt-hurt if we don't get her something.

we dont celebrate this day, the greeting card companies probably don't have as much of a chokehold on us?



But we do have a traditional womens and mans day when we give flowers. And when I say we im excluding myself from the equation as i a misanthrope :(