The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 02:19
5, 7, 5
We've had these before
They normally end up good
We'll see what happens
We've had these before
They normally end up good
We'll see what happens
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Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 02:31
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 02:35
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"][/quote]
three simple numbers
the amount of syllables
which go in each line
[/quote]three simple numbers
the amount of syllables
which go in each line
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 03:00
aod, haiku's are japanese poems that are usually about nature.
oh, and my rabbit is called Haiku
oh, and my rabbit is called Haiku
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 04:48
big shit covered dicks
snots shit poop pube rocket ship
fat man's paradise
snots shit poop pube rocket ship
fat man's paradise
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 06:51
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 07:29
a link to wiki
is not in five seven five
please stay on topic
is not in five seven five
please stay on topic
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 09:45
fucking tight slut arse
is what i love to do best
then do arse to mouth
is what i love to do best
then do arse to mouth
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 21:34
We should do haikus about each other.
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 21:40
shitty is the shit sandwich
posts cool shit in file sharing
shit moderator
posts cool shit in file sharing
shit moderator
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 21:49
How am I a shit moderator? 
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 22:01
"the shit moderator" was too many syllables
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 22:04
Am I really a bad mod? Granted, I haven't had much moderating to do over there. Just a couple of threads locked and posts deleted.
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 22:19
no. but you are a bad mother.
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 13 Jun 2009, 22:27
SHUT YO MOUTH!
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 14 Jun 2009, 08:42
beer beer beer beer beer
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
????????????????? profit
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
????????????????? profit
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 15 Jun 2009, 00:57
Drinking beer today
Grim moderator island
Open this to us
Grim moderator island
Open this to us
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 15 Jun 2009, 03:22
This thread upsets me
Too few people in the know
I'm a sad panda
Too few people in the know
I'm a sad panda
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 15 Jun 2009, 03:32
I steal a penny to a sexy leopard elevator named Sally
I cum in her ear and licked her belly
in the end my dick was bad smelly
I cum in her ear and licked her belly
in the end my dick was bad smelly
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 15 Jun 2009, 10:43
[quote name="Devy"]This thread upsets me
Too few people in the know
I'm a sad panda[/quote]
Shoot it in your face
Yeah, I'll get you in the eyes
Done? Nope, pow, surprise!
Too few people in the know
I'm a sad panda[/quote]
Shoot it in your face
Yeah, I'll get you in the eyes
Done? Nope, pow, surprise!
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 15 Jun 2009, 11:57
[quote name="Devy"]This thread upsets me
Too few people in the know
I'm a sad panda[/quote]
awesome!
Too few people in the know
I'm a sad panda[/quote]
awesome!
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 16 Jun 2009, 01:31
Fukket approval 
No, the alien doesn't count
Please do not argue
No, the alien doesn't count
Please do not argue
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 16 Jun 2009, 06:31
[quote name="Devy"]Fukket approval
No, the alien doesn't count
Please do not argue[/quote]
You started off well
But your second line had eight
Please try again soon
No, the alien doesn't count
Please do not argue[/quote]
You started off well
But your second line had eight
Please try again soon
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 16 Jun 2009, 06:39
does anybody
know how far the sun is from
our planet the earth
know how far the sun is from
our planet the earth
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 16 Jun 2009, 15:17
Someone should go check
Because I'm not in the know
Go get on it, guys.
Because I'm not in the know
Go get on it, guys.
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 16 Jun 2009, 16:24
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="Devy"]Fukket approval
No, the alien doesn't count
Please do not argue[/quote]
You started off well
But your second line had eight
Please try again soon[/quote]
I disagree there
Doesn't only has one syllable
Silly picky lady
[quote name="Devy"]Fukket approval
No, the alien doesn't count
Please do not argue[/quote]
You started off well
But your second line had eight
Please try again soon[/quote]
I disagree there
Doesn't only has one syllable
Silly picky lady
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 16 Jun 2009, 16:33
[quote name="Devy"]I disagree there
Doesn't only has one syllable
Silly picky lady[/quote]
How in the blue fuck
Would that contraction only
Have one syllable?
It's not pronounced "dun't"
For Christ's sake, you silly goose
Do it right next time.
Oh and by the way,
In your second line that's eight,
Even if you're right.
Doesn't only has one syllable
Silly picky lady[/quote]
How in the blue fuck
Would that contraction only
Have one syllable?
It's not pronounced "dun't"
For Christ's sake, you silly goose
Do it right next time.
Oh and by the way,
In your second line that's eight,
Even if you're right.
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 01:37
I'll concede that line
Fuck knows how I let that through
Arguing in Haiku
Fuck knows how I let that through
Arguing in Haiku
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 02:15
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Macho Man Randy Savage
The Undertaker
Macho Man Randy Savage
The Undertaker
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 03:32
Devy is the judge
Of all fine large tittery
Giggidy goo goo!
Of all fine large tittery
Giggidy goo goo!
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 03:39
I'm jamming this Haiku thread
Without being able to do a Haiku
the moon is shining and my dick is talking
Without being able to do a Haiku
the moon is shining and my dick is talking
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 04:46
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Devy is the judge
Of all fine large tittery
Giggidy goo goo![/quote]
FTW!
Of all fine large tittery
Giggidy goo goo![/quote]
FTW!
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 10:15
Everybody Arguing here
Insistently stubborn
Reminds this here rocketeer
Reasons are for the unborn
icelandic prose ftw
Insistently stubborn
Reminds this here rocketeer
Reasons are for the unborn
icelandic prose ftw
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 17 Jun 2009, 10:45
[quote name="Devy"]I'll concede that line
Fuck knows how I let that through
Arguing in Haiku[/quote]
Five seven and six
You were oh-so very close
Fuck it, let's go drink
Fuck knows how I let that through
Arguing in Haiku
[/quote]Five seven and six
You were oh-so very close
Fuck it, let's go drink
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 02:33
it's been awile
since I've last done a haiku
so fuck all of you
since I've last done a haiku
so fuck all of you
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 03:23
I am haiku God
I have a flawless method
Bow down before me
I have a flawless method
Bow down before me
Re: The Haiku thread
Posted: 18 Jun 2009, 03:50
Ghouls attack the church
I need an Ice cream
suppa suppa?
I need an Ice cream
suppa suppa?