Had a dream i was cutting grass

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rhino
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Had a dream i was cutting grass

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It's a' round the corner, is your lawn growing in these times?
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Re: Had a dream i was cutting grass

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Ryan why are you Hispanic in your dreams?
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I was just thinking about the wonderful fragrance of freshly cut grass coupled with two stroke motor exhaust. Then I peaked out the gay man's telescope and saw that it's snowing. There's still a ways to go :oldryan:
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I do not enjoy the grass cuttery
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i pay a man to cut my grass
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mowing the grass = excuse to drink beer
rhino wrote:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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I don't need one of those
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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my excuse for drinking beer is it's 5pm, or at least 12pm
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kill your lawn
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super Jesus people
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Paste Human wrote:
30 Mar 2022, 19:31
I was just thinking about the wonderful fragrance of freshly cut grass coupled with two stroke motor exhaust. Then I peaked out the gay man's telescope and saw that it's snowing. There's still a ways to go :oldryan:
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The smell of cut grass is really a scream of pain
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4000 posts would be a scream of joy
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happiness and harmony wrote:
30 Mar 2022, 23:18
kill your lawn
Skinfection wrote:
21 Oct 2020, 20:08
super Jesus people
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