The life and times of SARD

[Abzu]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="hafsteinn"]I need to vent i guess.

My girlfriend has to make everything into a drama, f.i today I got a text message

"hey, do you want me to come to your house with pancakes?"

Reply. "sure, thats sounds okay."



Then she calls later and asks if I could take the 1 hour busride to her house to have said the pancake

fiesta, to which I reply "I dont really want to do." Which turns into,

"why do I have to go to your house, dont you love me????? :((("



Because you have a car! god damn it and the pancake thing was your stupid idea to begin with, no one is forcing you to come[/quote]





garden, bury, kill.[/quote]

Best advice ever second only to Marco's dirt dick line.

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]





I fucked an ugly milf during holidays [/quote]

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]





I fucked an ugly milf during holidays [/quote]



[/quote]





hey pedro are u still in electric cigarettes??

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]



hey pedro are u still in electric cigarettes??[/quote]



yessir, i lapsed on holiday too due to irresponsible boozing and am now back on the spacefags

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

I stopped 3 days ago; I had a pack of marlboro with inside 13 cigs.......I gave it to a fellating lover





fuck smoke

[Abzu]

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I stopped 3 days ago; I had a pack of marlboro with inside 13 cigs.......I gave it to a fellating lover





fuck smoke [/quote]

good call.

[Haunty]

I'm a cheap son of a bitch, so I won't give away half a pack like that because I don't want to spend the money on buying another one if quitting doesn't work out.

[rocknrolla]

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]I pissed off my girlfriend today. I feel like an ass. [/quote]







i do this on a daily basis.