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Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 10:08

have any of you heard of this beverage? I just bought it and am currently drinking it out of curiosity. its probably the strangest tasting thing ive had in a long while. 11% abv + guarana + taurine + caffeine. Im not really sure what to think. but I am kinda drunk about halfway through

grape flavor

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:19

damn this shit is hard to drink but its got me HYPHY! so much caffeine. holy lucifer im buzzed!

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:22

damn i need a blunt with this fucking grape shit :rasta: okahoma slamma stole my bike!

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:26

teggy what do you roll your blunts with? i use white owl's myself, I find they don't break and last longer than most dutches or warps.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:31

i havent been smoking as many blunts as i used to. ive been finding that i need to smoke less weed to invoke my psychedelic, schizophrenic nature so i usually just smoke joints. But when i do puff the blunt i just use Swisher sweets regulars. nothing special. ya they break all the time but whatever. a blunt will smoke no matter what thats what makes them so awesome. the shittiest looking blunt will still hit like a champ.

and from my friends that moved to east coast to go to college i heard that people out there are all about the pinners (i.e. skinny blunts/joints) such as 1 gram per blunt. out here in the west we roll like 2-3 grams per blunt. preferably on the 3+ gram side. Is this information at all true?

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:35

yeah typically it's 1 gram blunts here, but it's because typically our dealers sell mediocre weed that's grown improperly to keep up with the demand of students and black people who don't care about quality. however when i return to school i can do the 2-3 gram blunt thing, i'll have a great connect and a job, so more funds for herb

edit: by the way i didn't mean to be misleading, i don't smoke blunts nearly as often as i smoke spliffs, i need the tobacco/weed mix

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:43

oh no you didnt mislead me in anyway.

i love the spliffs as well. in fact i usually tell my dealer to sell me quantity over quality. because super dank buds dont burn as well in spliffs and cause them to have runs. also if i want to get really stoned i just buy hash. hash is probably my favorite thing ever. i smoke hash out of an oil burner (aka a meth pipe). i dont smoke meth or anything else but oil burners are fucking awesome portable vaporizers and smoking hash out of them is the ultimate win. you can hit that shit a million times before its done.

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:49

i know what you mean, hash is excellent but unfortunately it's almost impossible to come by around here. i wanna do the vaporizer thing one day too, since according to certain studies that method of smoking allows you to absorb the most thc. i actually didn't know that until i saw it on manswers

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:53

dude ive got the mad hash hookup. i could mail it to you if you wanted. and then you could sell it at hugely exaggerated prices and make a shit load of money.

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 11:58

haha, thank you kindly for the offer, but since i'm currently waiting for the fbi to give my local vice squad district the okay to let me have a handgun license, I feel like partaking in something like this might affect their decision to rule not in my favor. but i wouldn't mind you thinking of me when you smoke hash in the tub, that should get me a telepathic high, even 3,000 miles away you can feel that shit

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:00

handguns are fucking awesome. what kind of gun are you looking to get? personally i really like any 1911 model. they are so nice.

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:12

hell yeah the 1911 will be my first handgun purchase, but since I do not need a license to purchase a shotgun or a rifle here, i'm going to start with one of those. i'm looking at the remington 870 AOW model in particular. are you a firearm owner? any experiences/lessons/advice/etc. you can share with me? i'm a still a noob and only been to a range once, but it was incredible

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:22

no i am not a gun owner, but only because i cannot afford firearms. but a couple of my friends are, and i have been to the shooting range many many times. the advice i would give you for handguns is get a .40 caliber at least. .45 are the shit tho. but 9mm arent really worth it. they are good if youre actually going to use it in a combat situation but i dont think thats what youre looking for. the higher the caliber the more expensive the ammo so remember that. as far as rifles go, if youre going to hunt with it, dont get anything to high caliber otherwise youll just explode your target, although thats pretty cool, but you dont get to eat it. im a fan of the .30-06 but just because they are so sick. you could kill a fucker real quick with that gun. straight through the body armor.

my ideal post-apocalyptic arsenal is a .45 1911, a .30-06 rifle, and a spring loaded 1911 model for small game. but thats just talk.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:24

oh and always clean your gun after you use it. you dont have to but the effort is worth it as it will keep your gun nicer for much longer.

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:28

thanks for all the advice dude, and yeah i'm not expecting to use any of these in a combat situation. that .30-06 is a beauty by the way, i can definitely see that being included in my future firearm collection

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:31

firing guns is such a rush. its almost orgasmic. the first time i went to the shooting range i was high off adrenaline for hours afterwords. especially handguns. so much power in those little things. its amazing.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:32

Kimber 1911. this is the gun my fellating lover has

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:34

and this is the other one: Smith & Wesson 9mm:

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:35

^^^ :jerk: (i cannot believe we lost this emoticon btw, wtf)

[quote name="Teignub"]firing guns is such a rush. its almost orgasmic. the first time i went to the shooting range i was high off adrenaline for hours afterwords. especially handguns. so much power in those little things. its amazing.[/quote]

couldn't have said it better myself

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:38

i love those targets that are shaped like people. heres the exact one i have shot at a bunch:

i always aim for the head

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:40

i know what you mean, those things win, also very efficient for target practice.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:43

my main problem in shooting is that I anticipate the recoil so it makes me off target. its hard to explain but I loosen up or something right before i shoot and it makes me hit off target. god damn this is making me want to go to the shooting range. i havent been in many months.

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 12:54

yeah it was hard for me to keep stable too, but once you get the hang of it and are comfortable with the noise and shit, the feeling of hitting the target is unbeatable. it's been a while since my last range trip too, and i'm getting a hard-on just thinking about unloading bullets into a giant piece of paper. where do you go when looking for a range? i imagine there are very few ranges in san fran, amirite or no?

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 13:00

ya there arent very many. there is actually only one, and it is mostly for vice squad and it is only open to the public a couple of days out of the week. but SF isnt very big and there are plenty of ranges just south of the city. We usually go to a place called Jackson Arms that is in South San Francisco, which is about a 5-10 min drive from where I live.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 13:02

oh ya and there are hardly any gun stores in SF either. We get our ammo in Pacifica usually (because its the only place to get it in SF since handguns are illegal in the city limits), which is much farther than South San Francisco (like 15-20 mins from where i live), but its worth the drive because ammo is way, way cheaper there than at the shooting range

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 13:06

yeah that sounds like the smart thing to do, even if it is more of a hassle

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 13:28

ya for sure. its crazy how much ammo we go through when we go to the shooting range. i mean we will go through 200+ rounds in less than an hour.

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 13:35

boy howdy am i jealous, that's enough ammo to kill hundreds of defenseless creatures

by the way, are either of your friends nupple sickers members by chance?

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 13:39

no but i keep telling them they should be. you get a bunch of benefits if you are. free days at the shooting range, discounted ammo etc. but i think its one of those "i dont want to be on a list that the government keeps a heavy watch on" trips. which is understandable. Especially in San Francisco, which is incredibly Neo-Liberal-Fascist.

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 13:50

ah yes i forgot mrs. napolitano has been making a list of "right wing extremists" who pose a threat to our country because they are responsible firearm owners. so much for tolerance and diversity of thought

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:01

gun control is such bullshit. a vast majority of the guns used for criminal activities are obtained illegally anyway. Gun control would just make it nearly impossible for those who want to responsibly own a gun to get one. and then who has the guns? criminals and the government. great. ya thats exactly what the founding fathers wanted

fucking liberals.

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:11

^^^ 100% agreed, well said brother

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:20

thats my dream gun right there. I am going to get that gun one day. fucking beautiful.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:23

more pics:

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:39

[quote name="Teignub"]have any of you heard of this beverage? I just bought it and am currently drinking it out of curiosity. its probably the strangest tasting thing ive had in a long while. 11% abv + guarana + taurine + caffeine. Im not really sure what to think. but I am kinda drunk about halfway through

grape flavor

[/quote]

after being filtered through my system for a while, i have to say this stuff made me feel really funny. im not very drunk anymore, but i just feel....weird. iunno its strange. i suggest everyone drink one of these things just for the experience. its like Im drunk, but there is so much caffeine in it that im still focused, so i when i stand up i feel like the room is wobbly but I still have lots of balance and no trouble with coordination. i dont get it.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:41

my brain is conflicted

cire · Post by **cire** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:47

oh it's

, riiiiight. and those look so beautiful it made me want to contribute a few of my own pics before i hit the hey.

couple of nice handy's:

some shotty's:

and finally, mine (and everyone's) favorite family, the M brothers:

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:49

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 05 Aug 2009, 07:42

Darn... i'd like to try this shit out... obviously, impossible.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Aug 2009, 02:55

[quote name="Teignub"]Kimber 1911. this is the gun my fellating lover has

[/quote]

Kimbers are nice as holy fuck :tit:, but their price matches.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » 06 Aug 2009, 04:17

[quote name="M.Bison"]Darn... i'd like to try this shit out... obviously, impossible.[/quote]

this is up there with the smoking ban on furstrating UK laws