so, last night..

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so, last night..

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i met this really hot chick and got really drunk and got the nerve to make a move.



we started making out and then she stops and leans back and says "id love to keep doing this but i have to go pick up my husband"



what the hell?



turns out shes 30, married, and has 2 kids.



thoughts?
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I tried to fuck a Polish woman last summer when I was in Cyprus for holiday. She looked me inside this pub so I moved near her, talked a bit and tiied to kiss her. She said me I am a nice dude but she just divorced so she wasn't "ready". :oldryan:



anyway, she was fat and not so good looking, and of course she was over 35 years old. So I didn't lose a "big" occasion



p.s. I was also drunk brushteeth :)
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[quote name="dickzilla"]i met this really hot chick and got really drunk and got the nerve to make a move.



we started making out and then she stops and leans back and says "id love to keep doing this but i have to go pick up my husband"



what the hell?



turns out shes 30, married, and has 2 kids.



thoughts?[/quote]



I would have take her to her place, fuck her till the morning, viped my animal to her curtains, left 5 dollars next to the cawfee machine and hit the road towards the next adventure.
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]i met this really hot chick and got really drunk and got the nerve to make a move.



we started making out and then she stops and leans back and says "id love to keep doing this but i have to go pick up my husband"



what the hell?



turns out shes 30, married, and has 2 kids.



thoughts?[/quote]



I would have take her to her place, fuck her till the morning, viped my animal to her curtains, left 5 dollars next to the absu's beverage machine and hit the road towards the next adventure.[/quote]



i actually tried to get her to give me head in the parking lot, haha
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from my "drunk" approaching to women in the past I learnt a lot: Wome hates drunk dudes. And they are right. Drinking is good to lose inibhitions, but not getting drunk. Drink a bit is better.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]

I would have take her to her place, fuck her till the morning, viped my animal to her curtains, left 5 dollars next to the absu's beverage machine and hit the road towards the next adventure.[/quote]



:bang: :lol: :bang: :lol:
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