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Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 06:51
by LAVAGOD
So about 2-3 weeks ago I was in class (schools over now!!!) and a fellating lover was like " bro I jerked off with icy-hot" I was like what!?!? He said he had a sore arm after baseball and rubbed it on his arm and never rubbed the rest off his hand and randomly started beatin and he was like the cold sucked but the hot feels so great. So yesterday I stumble across some in my bathroom and knowing me I bring the iPad in, turn the shower and fan on, and lock the doors and start shopping. Around for some good spank material and took a bunch and rubbed it all over and instantly my balls and cock were on fire. I threw everything down and jumped in the shower and turned the water cold and cupped my balls. I panicked the pain was ridiculous! I didn't know what to do if I should just be like " HEY 9/11 MY COCK BURNS" or just scream and chop em off. Eventually it stopped but I was on the brink of balling out screaming and crying. I shattered my leg about 6 months ago and the pain was close if not equal. Listen stick to KY and Vaseline! Anyone else have a Icy-Hot incident?
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 06:57
by ^_____________^
Archive: The Bad
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 07:06
by droidspawn
[quote name="^_____________^"]Archive: The Bad[/quote]
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 07:14
by Devy
[quote name="LAVAGOD"]and lock the doors and start shopping. Around for some good spank material[/quote]
I don't care if english is your second, third or fiftieth language, that's just terrible.
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 07:22
by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man
I think it would make more sense to start by seeing what icy hot does to your finger or arm or something, before taking such a huge step towards putting it on your junk. But I dunno, I'm not a doctor.
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 07:34
by rhino
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 07:51
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Really though does icy hot even sound like something you want to jerk off with
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 08:17
by Meat Engine
It is clear the thread starter needs to watch Revenge of the Nerds.
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 08:31
by LAVAGOD
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="LAVAGOD"]and lock the doors and start shopping. Around for some good spank material[/quote]
I don't care if english is your second, third or fiftieth language, that's just terrible.[/quote]
How is my English bad?
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 10:06
by zim
what is this i don't even
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 14 Jun 2011, 10:39
by Abzu
[quote name="zim"]what is this i don't even[/quote]
Re: Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!
Posted: 15 Jun 2011, 16:31
by TamPron
[quote name="only pieces remain"]
[quote name="^_____________^"]Archive: The Bad[/quote][/quote]
