MABB v6.6.6

Shitsandwich rank in order that you would least likely to most likely date and explain your reasons. 
 
Rhino
jorsh
Shadowalk
Angela
Skinner
Abzu

I'm too black

too old, too cold :grimjudge:

this is how you're spending your last days in the us

I drank a lot last night and went out. Today I am going to a Thai festival.

[quote="Lt. Conrad Gillett"]
I drank a lot last night and went out. Today I am going to a Thai festival.
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Have fun at the Thai festival!

Angela

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How is it that I am not on that list ?

because snowmobile, obviously

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I should have a chance at dat ass

Replace señor alberto with Angela, and we'll be golden. I, obviously have no chance

Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 

Motherfucking
 

Well goddamn

[quote="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs"]
Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 
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If you are ever on this side of the pond i'll gladly show you around Dutchy land..

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Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 
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If you are ever on this side of the pond i'll gladly show you around Dutchy land..
 
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"Dutchy land"

Im just waiting for someone to post the "List of people Shitty would not date" thread.

well, he is hairy and seems to enjoy wrestling

That is some high class mullet action

i would probably bang the chick on the left

jesus h christ ryan
 
even i wouldnt touch that with a 20 foot pole

what about a blow jay?

I would not touch those things. 

[quote="rhino"]
i would probably bang the chick on the left
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all those times i said rhino said the most rhino thing of all time, they are all now obsolete
 
this right here is the most rhino of all responses

If you were not married pants, I'd date you Dutnis. 

:fagstories:

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If you were not married pants, I'd date you Dutnis. 
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http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/ ... 6pbt5m.png

that's the most homosexual thing i have ever seen. kills everyone then kills self

you haven't seen pictures of gay people then

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i would probably bang the chick on the left
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all those times i said rhino said the most rhino thing of all time, they are all now obsolete
 
this right here is the most rhino of all responses
 
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i was like, 75% joking

that means you were 25% joking

I like gay people. they are fun.. unless it is a really butch lesbian that wants to beat your ass for all your beer.

What's wrong with the people I've listed Shit sandwich?

I shouldn't be included.

Why

Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 

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Why
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Deduce that for yourself, splendid mate of mine

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Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 

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[quote="User"]
Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 

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Bullshit

you'll never get laid you mean

 

 

Also 
 

Haha

Why aren't you jorsh anymore? I don't like this. 
 
Ryan : That .gif