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Friends of the family were talking about buying this one place a hard-on bearer killed himself in a couple years ago. But for whatever reason a lot of his stuff is still just sitting around in his house as it was when he died. Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.



I could maybe do if the death was accidental and taken care of right away, but that whole situation is just too



The hard-on bearer was a cop his entire life, and I'd always fear opening my closet and finding a freshly ironed cop uniform hanging there, or finding a badge hanging near the door with my keys. Too weird.

Just pull the duvet over your head so the ghost can't get you and you should be ok.

Yes yes we've all seen Casper.

Anyway, I did hear a story not too long ago about this same hard-on bearer whose sister bought a house in the same area, and it may as well have been out of Lovecraft.



Nobody except the mother in the family actually believes what goes on there, but hearing it from different people who experienced it at separate times proved to be startling.



I don't believe what they say, but it's so amazingly morbid that I can't help but wonder.

If you suspect the ghost is in the room with you, fix your gaze over where you believe them to be and start wanking. Really make that dead prick feel uncomfortable. DON'T LOOK AWAY FOR A SECOND, he'll know you're faking it then.

Just to be clear, the "ghost" in question was a little boy when he died.

He definitely won't like it then.

Becoming a man is no small task



But it honestly was a child from the late 1800's.

Show him your computer and blow his mind!

ghosts cannot resist the song hotel california. my suggestion is you try and use that to your advantage

[quote name="Devy"]If you suspect the ghost is in the room with you, fix your gaze over where you believe them to be and start wanking. Really make that dead prick feel uncomfortable. DON'T LOOK AWAY FOR A SECOND, he'll know you're faking it then.[/quote]



this is one of the greatest techniques ever. fucking ghost hunters need to use it, man.

this thread

[quote name="Devy"]Show him your computer and blow his mind![/quote]



If only I still had a Gateway

Yeah, I'm sure the boy from the late 1800s will just laugh at your current setup.

Former set up

That's hardly the point now is it?

What were we talking about?

just imagine if you did drugs

[quote name="Paste Human"]What were we talking about?[/quote]



The simple fact that you have a computer will freak him out, I hardly think he's going to scoff at your out-dated graphics card.

Practice with this picture. You lock eyes with that ghost and you try and wank yourself dry. Make it regret ever deciding to haunt your home! If it starts coming closer, try licking your lips and pouting.

[quote name="Paste Human"]Just to be clear, the "ghost" in question was a little boy when he died.[/quote]

He's hardly going to call the vice squad is he?

ghosts would never call the vice squad. they know it would just be assumed that they had done a crime

Ghosts, by their very nature, are untrustworthy.

but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that

Damn spooks

[quote name="Verbal"]but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that[/quote]



That doesn't change the fact that you can't trust them! Look at poltergeists, all coming into your house and touching your things like they own the place. I wouldn't want one teaching my children, that's all I'm saying.

[quote name="Verbal"]but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that[/quote]



The Bill of Rights



But some day we're gonna change that law.

i was all set to say no until i read



[quote name="Paste Human"]Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.[/quote]



in which case oh my yes i would have huge bonfire parties all the time and turn it into a place of revelry and joy. also i would actually want to learn something about the previous owner

What, you like spooks or somethin' Johnny? Huh?! You a spook lover?! Huh?!

is that from full metal jacket or something

[quote name="ham slice"]i was all set to say no until i read



[quote name="Paste Human"]Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.[/quote]



in which case oh my yes i would have huge bonfire parties all the time and turn it into a place of revelry and joy. also i would actually want to learn something about the previous owner[/quote]



Given that all his stuff needs disposing of and it happens to be bonfire season, it sounds like you don't have much of a choice...Satan?

there might be some neat stuff in there though. keep the neat stuff

[quote name="ham slice"]is that from full metal jacket or something[/quote]

Not that I'm aware of.

[quote name="ham slice"]there might be some neat stuff in there though. keep the neat stuff [/quote]



It's haunted

well be nice to it then

Zelda has an answer for this situation.

buy the house and be nice to the haunted stuff

I finished Skyward Sword a couple weeks ago.

our lord and master would also buy that house, and would spend his mornings doing chores and talking aloud to the ghosts. in time they would become kind and do the chores for him, and hang out during the bonfire parties, wishing they could partake of the roasted lamb

Well that's just silly Mormon talk

Now those are just silly Mormon emoticons

how dare you!

How prayer you

I've heard a lot of horror stories about the mess left from the suicide still in the house

if it was a gunshot or something and there was a mess i would think twice



if it was a nice clean hanging, though, no problem

Yeah they've been gunshot ones

He probably just died of fear.