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the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:49
by Redd
is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay

Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:50
by agony bagony
it is never gay to gush over cute animals
unless you're being gay about it
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:51
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
:puppy:
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:51
by Redd
ein dusto is correct
cute animals

Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:10
by Redd
we will bleed all over your nice white sheets
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:11
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Redd"]we will bleed all over your nice white sheets[/quote]
You'll get your nose rubbed in it and be sleeping outside.
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:13
by Redd
puffins will whisk me away to their arctic hideout
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:14
by Redd
NEVER
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:15
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Them pseudo-penguins are backstabbing bitches
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:18
by Redd
my puffins would never betray me. they love me. I am their momma.

Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:20
by Redd
I'm the Jesus of puffins. The puffins are my disciples.
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:24
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
So you'll be crucified by penguins?
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:29
by Redd
none will betray me

Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:34
by Redd
none will stand against me!
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 22:37
by Mesarthim
this thread delivers.
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 23:38
by Redd
just like I deliver the puffins from sin
except puffins don't sin but who gives a fuck
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 00:41
by zim
what if some hard-on bearer in a puffin suit raped you?
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 00:49
by Devy
The whole tit things got to be pretty handy.
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 00:54
by Redd
yeah but sometimes they get in the way and running isn't so nice if you're not in a sports bra
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 01:02
by Devy
That's because you're not filming it.
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 01:06
by Grudge
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 01:06
by Hallucinating dead
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 01:15
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="zim"]what if some hard-on bearer in a puffin suit raped you?[/quote]
She'd be thinking about penguins.
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 02:45
by Ninny
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 02:46
by Devy
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 02:48
by Ninny
Awww
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:15
by agony bagony
[quote name="Skinoperable"]they will betray you[/quote]
it's gonna happen
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:19
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Ninny"]

[/quote]
Are you suggesting the awesome thing about being female is the ability to overreact?
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:20
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay

[/quote]
I gush over cute dog

Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:23
by Devy
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay

[/quote]
I gush over cute dog

[/quote]
Holy fucking grind
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:25
by agony bagony
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:31
by Mesarthim
[quote name="Redd"]just like I deliver the wonderful, wonderful breasts from sin
except wonderful, wonderful breasts don't sin but who gives a fuck[/quote]

Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:32
by agony bagony
also, our lord and master
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:35
by Devy
[quote name="Redd"]my wonderful, wonderful breasts would never betray me. they love me. I am their momma.

[/quote]

Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:35
by agony bagony
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:36
by jawn galliano
oh my god yes
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:40
by Ninny
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:42
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Redd"]I'm the Jesus of wonderful, wonderful breasts. The wonderful, wonderful breasts are my disciples.[/quote]

Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 04:13
by Redd

I will shoot this place up with pigeon shits
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 06:21
by droidspawn
god i love this board
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 06:23
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 08:44
by Abzu
[quote name="Beer [Bot]":239fc8fc]god i love this board[/quote]
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 08:46
by Abzu
Skua >>> puffin.s
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 09:01
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Holy crap
Re: the awesome thing about being female
Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 16:56
by agony bagony
:skua: