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the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:49
by Redd
is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay :greenie: Image

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:50
by agony bagony
it is never gay to gush over cute animals



unless you're being gay about it

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:51
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
:puppy:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 09:51
by Redd
ein dusto is correct



cute animals :xx:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:10
by Redd
we will bleed all over your nice white sheets

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:11
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Redd"]we will bleed all over your nice white sheets[/quote]



You'll get your nose rubbed in it and be sleeping outside.

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:13
by Redd
puffins will whisk me away to their arctic hideout

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:14
by Redd
NEVER

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:15
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Them pseudo-penguins are backstabbing bitches

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:18
by Redd
my puffins would never betray me. they love me. I am their momma. :eyes:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:20
by Redd
I'm the Jesus of puffins. The puffins are my disciples.

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:24
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
So you'll be crucified by penguins?

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:29
by Redd
none will betray me :waa:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 10:34
by Redd
none will stand against me!

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 22:37
by Mesarthim
this thread delivers.

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 15 Mar 2012, 23:38
by Redd
just like I deliver the puffins from sin





except puffins don't sin but who gives a fuck

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 00:41
by zim
what if some hard-on bearer in a puffin suit raped you?

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 00:49
by Devy
The whole tit things got to be pretty handy.

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 00:54
by Redd
yeah but sometimes they get in the way and running isn't so nice if you're not in a sports bra

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 01:02
by Devy
That's because you're not filming it.

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 01:06
by Grudge
:zzz:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 01:06
by Hallucinating dead
Image

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 01:15
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="zim"]what if some hard-on bearer in a puffin suit raped you?[/quote]



She'd be thinking about penguins.

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 02:45
by Ninny
Image

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 02:46
by Devy
Image

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 02:48
by Ninny
Awww

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:15
by agony bagony
[quote name="Skinoperable"]they will betray you[/quote]



it's gonna happen

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:19
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Ninny"]Image[/quote]



Are you suggesting the awesome thing about being female is the ability to overreact?

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:20
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay :greenie: Image[/quote]





I gush over cute dog :tvrky:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:23
by Devy
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay :greenie: Image[/quote]





I gush over cute dog :tvrky:[/quote]



Holy fucking grind

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:25
by agony bagony
:thingy:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:31
by Mesarthim
[quote name="Redd"]just like I deliver the wonderful, wonderful breasts from sin





except wonderful, wonderful breasts don't sin but who gives a fuck[/quote]





:redneck:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:32
by agony bagony
:shock:



also, our lord and master

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:35
by Devy
[quote name="Redd"]my wonderful, wonderful breasts would never betray me. they love me. I am their momma. :eyes:[/quote]



Image

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:35
by agony bagony
:lol:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:36
by jawn galliano
oh my god yes

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:40
by Ninny
:redneck:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 03:42
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Redd"]I'm the Jesus of wonderful, wonderful breasts. The wonderful, wonderful breasts are my disciples.[/quote]



:redneck:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 04:13
by Redd
:fuckoff: I will shoot this place up with pigeon shits

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 06:21
by droidspawn
god i love this board

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 06:23
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
:santa:

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 08:44
by Abzu
[quote name="Beer [Bot]":239fc8fc]god i love this board[/quote]

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 08:46
by Abzu
Image

Skua >>> puffin.s

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 09:01
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Holy crap

Re: the awesome thing about being female

Posted: 16 Mar 2012, 16:56
by agony bagony
:skua: